Colbert: International Simon Says

[DesertRat]

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My condolences to @realdonaldtrump for his crushing defeat in the first round of international Simon Says.

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1. Moose and Squirrel

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2. Now THAT is priceless! eom

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3. If Trump Can't Act Like a President, He Could at Least Dress Like ... - GQ

From his comically large red tie to his JNCO-rivaling baggy pants to his unbearably bad haircut, the president's wardrobe could use a few easy fixes from GQ’s style editors.

The number of objectionable qualities possessed by President Donald J. Trump is rising by the day. But what excuse does he have for his outfit? We've had bad presidents in the past, but at least they have—at the bare minimum—been able to get out of bed and look presidential.




From his comically large red tie to his JNCO-rivaling baggy pants to his unbearably bad haircut, the president's wardrobe could use a few easy fixes from GQ’s style editors.

The number of objectionable qualities possessed by President Donald J. Trump is rising by the day. But what excuse does he have for his outfit? We've had bad presidents in the past, but at least they have—at the bare minimum—been able to get out of bed and look presidential.



Fortunately, Trump's suit game is the easiest thing to repair. From his comically large red tie to his JNCO-capacity baggy pants to his unbearably bad haircut, the president's wardrobe could use a few easy fixes from GQ's style editors. Now, for the laundry list of other things that need fixing, like his disregard for women and people of color, blatant pursuit of selfish corruption, lack of moral compass, and inability to write a coherent tweet? Trump's going to have to figure those things out himself.

More: https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-presidential-makeover

Oy. The man is a loser.

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5. Even that is too hard for him.. all that $$$$$

and he looks and dresses like a sartorial idiot.

Fortunately, Trump's suit game is the easiest thing to repair. From his comically large red tie to his JNCO-capacity baggy pants to his unbearably bad haircut, the president's wardrobe could use a few easy fixes from GQ's style editors. Now, for the laundry list of other things that need fixing, like his disregard for women and people of color, blatant pursuit of selfish corruption, lack of moral compass, and inability to write a coherent tweet? Trump's going to have to figure those things out himself.

And, his Kidnapping of Children held for ransom.. snatched from their parents arms.


Mahalo, she

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8. Great pic for his wanted picture.

For crimes against humanity.

[DesertRat]

6. He could use some help from the Queer Eye guys

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9. Bwahahahaha

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4. Oh that's freaking funny!

Colbert!

Mahalo, DR :

[DesertRat]

7. It reminds me of him staring at the sun during the eclipse

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10. LoL!

Such an Idiot Fraud.. this is representing the US.. thank Goodness most know it's not in NAME.

DesertRat