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Zorro

(15,749 posts)
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 05:05 PM Jul 2018

Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy 'A Pissy Little Shithead'

WASHINGTON—Following immediately on the heels of his hearing before the House Judiciary and Oversight committees, FBI agent Peter Strzok was again summoned to testify before Congress Thursday about texts calling Trey Gowdy a “pissy little shithead.”

“Now what exactly did you mean when you said Trey Gowdy was a ‘dickless fuck-weasel who couldn’t investigate his way out of a goddamn paper bag’?” asked Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte during an oftentimes heated exchange in which Strzok defended sending numerous text messages to former FBI attorney Lisa Page that referred to the Republican Congressman from South Carolina as a “slavering, knuckle-dragging dipshit.”

“Mr. Strzok, I have a message here from today at 11:45 a.m. in which you call Representative Gowdy a ‘reprobate fuckface whose biggest claim to fame is pissing away $8 million of taxpayer money for a dumbass, partisan circle-jerk,’ suggesting that this level of bias existed from the earliest stages of this morning’s questions. There are dozens more messages just like this, calling our distinguished colleague a ‘pointless fuckwad’ and a ‘moronic scumbag’ that I would like submitted for the record.”

At press time, Goodlatte had called for Strzok to be held in contempt for refusing to answer questions about how far he believed Gowdy’s head was up his own ass.

https://politics.theonion.com/peter-strzok-summoned-before-congress-again-for-texts-c-1827552946

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Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy 'A Pissy Little Shithead' (Original Post) Zorro Jul 2018 OP
LOL NewJeffCT Jul 2018 #1
Recommended. H2O Man Jul 2018 #2
Happy K&R nolabear Jul 2018 #3
K&R!!! Leghorn21 Jul 2018 #4
The truth really burns,does it not. Wellstone ruled Jul 2018 #5
Hilarious! octoberlib Jul 2018 #6
Proof he is an excellent judge of character Raven123 Jul 2018 #7
Where have I seen Trey Gowdy self-immolate before? TheBlackAdder Jul 2018 #8
What did you mean when you called Gowdy a dickless fuck-weasel? Shrike47 Jul 2018 #9
Priceless stuff. I can't wait to see Borowitz's take on it! Ilsa Jul 2018 #10
Or Stephen Colbert's Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #12
K&R uponit7771 Jul 2018 #11
Oh - if only that were true KT2000 Jul 2018 #13
at what point does a little shithead become a large shithead? It has to be kinda close right now. dameatball Jul 2018 #17
Look alikes Missiris Jul 2018 #42
K&R! Aristus Jul 2018 #14
well obviously Strzok got it wrong. Howdy is a shitty little pisshead rurallib Jul 2018 #15
And all this time.. cannabis_flower Jul 2018 #41
K&R...Thanks for posting red dog 1 Jul 2018 #16
Hahahaha cate94 Jul 2018 #18
FANTASTIC. kacekwl Jul 2018 #19
Lol! We need this. Thanks! bronxiteforever Jul 2018 #20
Kick dalton99a Jul 2018 #21
Thank you, thank you, thank you. TNNurse Jul 2018 #22
LOL SunSeeker Jul 2018 #23
That was fab - u - lous. NoMoreRepugs Jul 2018 #24
Looonnnnngggg day & this made me instantly laugh. Thanks. nt 7962 Jul 2018 #25
Good for Strzok! Sophia4 Jul 2018 #26
Thank you.. mountain grammy Jul 2018 #27
Hahahahaha! ismnotwasm Jul 2018 #28
Classic! Making it public makes the 18 hours of testifying worth it! no_hypocrisy Jul 2018 #29
I'd pay $1 to watch that hearing... BadGimp Jul 2018 #30
I laughed out loud...... panader0 Jul 2018 #31
It's getting really hard to separate reality from satire these days... Wounded Bear Jul 2018 #32
ONce again, I thought thiss was true until I read the source -the line is so blurred these days. Amaryllis Jul 2018 #33
Of course, it's a conspiracy!! KelleyKramer Jul 2018 #34
So good JDC Jul 2018 #35
To be fair, Strzok could have at least made an estimate regarding Gowdy's head. Garrett78 Jul 2018 #36
Thanks, The Onion! forgotmylogin Jul 2018 #37
It's true this man has NO dick Dr Vegas Jul 2018 #38
Were it only true. snowy owl Jul 2018 #39
Bravo! MrScorpio Jul 2018 #40

Fritz Walter

(4,292 posts)
12. Or Stephen Colbert's
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:24 PM
Jul 2018

It’s times like these I wish I had kept my Bombast DVR (costing $$$/month).
Thank dog for YouTube, where I can hit replay again, and again, and again. As long as my Internet connection and data plan holds out, I’m good. Thanks!

KT2000

(20,588 posts)
13. Oh - if only that were true
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:29 PM
Jul 2018

would love a full scale investigation of Gowdy as a pissy little shithead.

Missiris

(16 posts)
42. Look alikes
Fri Jul 13, 2018, 03:56 PM
Jul 2018

I can't help but think of Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter villain) when I look at Trey.....both whiny little entitled fools.

rurallib

(62,448 posts)
15. well obviously Strzok got it wrong. Howdy is a shitty little pisshead
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 06:32 PM
Jul 2018

pisshead Republicans feel themselves far superior to Shithead Republicans.

Wounded Bear

(58,709 posts)
32. It's getting really hard to separate reality from satire these days...
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 09:55 PM
Jul 2018


I SO wanted this to NOT be the Onion. I would love to see Strzok look Gowdy in the eye and say, Yes, Mr Chairman, I called you a pissy little prick on social media. Under oath.

Garrett78

(10,721 posts)
36. To be fair, Strzok could have at least made an estimate regarding Gowdy's head.
Fri Jul 13, 2018, 11:06 AM
Jul 2018

Is it 2 feet up his own ass? 2 feet and 4.75 inches?

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