Why does Gowdy cut his hair to look like a conehead?

[MoonRiver]

Guess he just likes the look.

[tblue37]

1. Gowdy does have a long, pointy head. He is trying desperately to find a hairstyle that

minimizes that unfortunate shape, but he can't. Also, his hair is thin and fine, so he can't do much with it anyway.

[MoonRiver]

3. Most people try to de-emphasize their bad physical traits.

If his hair were even a little fuller on the sides he would not look so weird.

[tblue37]

7. During the Benghazi hearings he did try for a fluffier side, but his hair is too thin & fine,

so he ended up looking even more ridiculous, with sticky looking product and his scalp showing through:

[MoonRiver]

8. I think he looked a lot better with that cut.

[tblue37]

10. I think the Clooney cut (i.e., the Caesar cut) was probably his best one:

But maybe his hair is too thin on the sides for this one now.

[MoonRiver]

12. May be thin, but he's not bald.

I agree that one is an improvement.

[tblue37]

13. But fine, thin, light colored hair can show enough scalp that the person looks

as though he is going bald and combing over, even though he isn't. The Caesar cut maximized the appearance of side volume, so he should have stuck with it, except that his hair might be thinning enough to make that style no longer possible.

[MoonRiver]

14. I'm just really glad I don't have his head, inside and outside, or hair.

Must suck to be that conehead idiot.

[Eyeball_Kid]

4. Nonsense. There's a gerbil hidden up there.

It's as irritating as all get-out for poor Trey, and causes him to go on irrational forays into imaginary lands at the drop of a... well... hat. Trey would really enhance his looks were he to wear a top hat, but he'd have to forego the leaf shine that he spreads all over his face and scalp for very public appearances. Otherwise the hat would slide off the steep angles of his noggin.

Gowdy's only other option is to remove the gerbil and go full shaved-head bald. That way, he can blind audiences with reflected light from his chrome dome, given his already known propensity to apply Leaf Shine. It would cause a marvelous distraction for the press that would then begin characterizing Gowdy's quotes as "illuminating" and "bright". Everyone wins!

[MoonRiver]

9. Lol, maybe it's related to Chump's hair!

[Gothmog]

24. Trey Gowdy was publicly humiliated this week by Peter Strzok

Link to tweet

[icymist]

32. He should just give in and embrace the pinhead deep within his soul.

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

2. He should have been an old time undertaker...

as with his flop sweat, he always strikes me as likely smelling of formadehyde... (meaning no offense to today's undertakers for the comparison)

[dalton99a]

5. For aerodynamics - reduces drag

Fucking airhead

[Lars39]

6. It's a trick he used to as a prosecutor to get people off guard

and to underestimate him. Worked a wee bit and he didn’t know when to quit.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. He is from Remulak, a small town in France.

[NCjack]

15. He needs help from the Orange F'stick. nt

[oberliner]

16. It would be nice if we could focus our attacks on things other than physical appearance

[Polly Hennessey]

18. Most of our perception

of other people is based on appearance and first-impressions. Would that we were all so noble as you want us to be.

[ornotna]

17. Not nearly as entertaining as Dr Lao

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Squinch]

26. He is actually Herbie, the dentist elf from Rudolph. Why is he such a misfit?

[Polly Hennessey]

19. #6 is the scariest one.

[peekaloo]

20. Easier orifice insertion.

He used to sport that Ed Grimley do which was always good for a laugh.

[maveric]

21. Looks like my second grade haircut from 1962.

[Iggo]

22. It's not the hair. It's the head.

Doesn't matter how he cuts his hair.

That's his head.

The poor bastard.

Now don't be mean.

[CottonBear]

29. There's nothing he can do about his head. He could change his politics, though.

I’m just saying.

[Iggo]

30. Ya got that right.

[Gothmog]

23. Howdy Gowdy has nothing

Link to tweet

[Gothmog]

25. This could be fun to watch

Link to tweet

[Grammy23]

27. The problem for Gowdy is that with the Pinhead look

it is really hard to see that and not focus on that. Like when someone has spinach stuck in their teeth. If you have any manners you know it is impolite to stare and most of us would just keep it to ourselves. So with Gowdy, it is a struggle between good manners and a funny looking head that is just begging for a snarky comment. (Given who is sporting that unfortunate hair-do.)

From that poster with all the examples of hair-dos and hair-don’ts he has tried, the guy has been on a quest for a better DO for a long time. Imagine when this guy was in school with that greasy face and unfortunate hair? No wonder he has such a sour disposition. Probably got hounded all day.

[MoonRiver]

34. LOL, I think you unintentionally summed up my feelings!

[badhair77]

28. Over 10 years ago, when I registered for this site, I was have no a bad hair day, thus the name.

Thank goodness it was just a day here and there. This guy has one every day. If he weren’t so cold and callous he’d look better.

[LeftInTX]

31. He used to look normal

I saw him on some old crime show. I don't know what happened. Weight loss? deviated septum? Broken nose? Karma?

ETA: NOSE JOB!

[edbermac]

33. He comes from France.

You know how those people are.