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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAnother clusterf*ck in shallow right. . . . Please come CAPTION Vlad and The Donald!!!

PresiDented Donald Trump is saying: "About that pudding opera thing we talked about, there are a dozen back doors in most states and if you tell them 'It's The G.O.P Guy' (case sensitive) they'll just let you in. . . . Maybe it's not a good idea to run up the score too high or I'll have investigations about 2018 for years. . . . And there is no more pee-and-scat tape, right?"
Vlad (The Glad) Putin is about to say, "I'll do whatever the hell I want and you'll like it, okay b*tch?"
Trump: "Yes, sir."
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Another clusterf*ck in shallow right. . . . Please come CAPTION Vlad and The Donald!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jul 2018
OP
I'd like to announce the new task force partner, FOX, who will be helping with the missing
Johonny
Jul 2018
#8
Thump: Kinda funny, all this needing interpreters stuff, you speak English better than I do.
peekaloo
Jul 2018
#3
Johonny
(25,748 posts)1. And then I told them Germany was your puppet state...
Johonny
(25,748 posts)8. I'd like to announce the new task force partner, FOX, who will be helping with the missing
chicken investigation. I really think he's going to be a strong partner in this.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)2. "Let's just keep our little secrets, Vlad." We can rule earth! n/t
peekaloo
(22,977 posts)3. Thump: Kinda funny, all this needing interpreters stuff, you speak English better than I do.
Now when you keep calling me a "bottom", I'm a little confused.
skip fox
(19,502 posts)4. D.T. continues
" . . . and I don't really expect a reach-around but it would be nice if you brought the lube next time."
peekaloo
(22,977 posts)6. a not so happy ending!
dembotoz
(16,922 posts)5. so i give you europe and you give me construction permits for 5 trump resorts in russia? deal
underpants
(195,550 posts)7. Vlad "you're getting closer....
a little lower you know how I like it"
