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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums(Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out?
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Life in prison | |
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Firing squad | |
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Public hanging | |
5 (15%) |
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Electric chair | |
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Guillotine | |
3 (9%) |
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Golf-clubbed to death | |
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Burned at the stake | |
1 (3%) |
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Dropped from plane without a parachute | |
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Sold into slavery | |
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Other - post your own suggestion below | |
5 (15%) |
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RainCaster
(10,928 posts)gopiscrap
(23,765 posts)Zoonart
(11,887 posts)On a 100sq foot island surrounded by sharks. He FEARS sharks.
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)hlthe2b
(102,419 posts)I want him to live out his life in SuperMax--either in FLorence, CO or the one in Illinois. NO access to internet, twitter, and the same restrictions as everyone else. I want him to know how he is being perceived. I don't want him made a martyr by his insane faction.
sdfernando
(4,947 posts)Outside his cell that he cannot control....and the TV only receives MSNBC.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)However I purchased the t-shirt (same saying) on Amazon.
They probably have the hat too, I'm just not a "hat" person.
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,600 posts)avebury
(10,952 posts)Let him see how beloved Obama is. And of course the channel would need to feature the replay of Obama's WH Correspondence jokes where he humiliated Trump.
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,600 posts)Start at 2:25
Notice that Trump does not laugh. His head does not move. He has no sense of humor, especially about himself.
At another WHCD, Obama said, "I understand Donald Trump is going to run as a Republican. I thought he was running as a joke."
Looks like the joke's on us.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)without health care, surrounded by TV sets all tuned to CNN, his golf clubs within sight but not reachable, with only raw vegetables for all meals.
duforsure
(11,885 posts)Sent to Gitmo for life and receive the same punishment they use on terrorists, because that what these people are.
Grammy23
(5,815 posts)and sentenced to whatever time remains in his miserable life. Come to think of it, it does need to be small, sparsely furnished, no window and a smelly toilet in the corner. Meals will be served on plastic trays (like we had in elementary school) and be simple with no frills. Bologna sandwiches on white bread will be a typical entree. Cold, cheap baked beans will be served twice a day. No Diet Coke. Plain water.
No TV. No phone. No Twitter.
He ideally would share his cell with a really big guy named Brutus who is serving a life term for murder and has an aversion to showering or brushing what is left of his teeth.
So I lied. I do care about the details. It is kinda fun envisioning that monster behind bars and the circumstances of his incarceration. It could turn out to be a great party game. It might help cheer some of us up who have had way more than enough of tRumpolini.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Grammy23
(5,815 posts)Where we can, Smirkymonkey. It is oddly satisfying to imagine that bastard in the most uncomfortable lock up imaginable. For him, a Holiday Inn Express is roughing it so for tRump, spending the rest of his days locked in an old, outdated Motel 6 would be hell on earth. There. I feel better already.
jayschool2013
(2,313 posts)Change the food. He'd like bologna on white bread.
Give him arugula, kale, broccoli, beets and hot sauce.
nocoincidences
(2,231 posts)is always my first choice. Excellent for batch executions, such as those needed right now.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Now I can post my favorite gif!
ecstatic
(32,745 posts)I want him forced to watch Rachel, Don Lemon, Lawrence O', Joy Reid, and Pres. Obama videos from a prison cell.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)I'd go for that one!
Duncan Grant
(8,296 posts)Hell love McDowell County.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Quemado
(1,262 posts)Jerry Sandusky, Somerset State Prison, PA.
Historic NY
(37,454 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)It has to be execution, because if another Trump party candidate becomes president, the Orange F'stick might get paroled or pardoned.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)lpbk2713
(42,769 posts)...
NCjack
(10,279 posts)duty of giving the coup-de-gras.
lpbk2713
(42,769 posts)Trump is not worthy of mercy.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)bdamomma
(63,931 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts)Tsar Nicholas II and his entire family were executed by a Russian/Soviet firing squad.
Check out the account on Wikipedia,...
NCjack
(10,279 posts)that would be fatal for the Orange F'stick.
jmowreader
(50,567 posts)First, we RICO the bastard and require him to forfeit all his assets.
We sell everything he has except for one golf course.
On that course, we turn part of the clubhouse - part that faces the course - into a prison cell. In it we install Mr. Trump.
He has to get up every morning and pull weeds, mow, drag sprinklers, paint and do everything else needed to keep the course in fine playing condition.
When people come to play the course (at very good rates, just high enough to cover all expenses) he has to go back to his cell and watch through the window. A restraining order will keep him at least 50 feet from any golf clubs, golf balls or other apparatus used in the playing of the game of golf.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)lpbk2713
(42,769 posts)Take away his smart phone. The only thing smart about him.
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,600 posts)FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Shave him bald, tie him up, and cover him with sticky honey.
Then lay him in the Florida sun and let the fire ants get him.
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,600 posts)bdamomma
(63,931 posts)be weaker than shit. That would kill him right there.
Best_man23
(4,910 posts)Force him to live poor, deny him the ability to make money through real estate, stock market, GoFundMe, etc.
You really want to hurt a rich person, make them poor.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)The Trump family won't have a penny left to their name, including the kiddies' inheritances.
So we're trying to imagine what happens after that.
Generic Brad
(14,276 posts)Hogtie him and shear off that 20 foot long strand of hair that is woven on his head like moldy macrame.
Freethinker65
(10,069 posts)Raven123
(4,884 posts)I think the American people will provide a just sentence
jmowreader
(50,567 posts)What could REALLY be a fun sentence: after stripping him of all his worldly assets and forcing him to work a minimum wage job and live in a trailer in a very blue community, short all his paychecks.
yonder
(9,682 posts)providing that work release is realized with him on a framing crew building houses for Habitat for Humanity. It goes without saying the crew boss and the rest of the crew would be non-white and members of the LGBT community. Also, of course, that would have to be in a hot, humid southeast state.
For the rest of his miserable existence. ASAP
marlakay
(11,514 posts)For me the first thing is for him to lose all his money including pension from being a president. Prison is too good for him because he would get some kind of sentence where is sits on his ass all day.
I want him to work himself to death doing hard labor. Preferably in the hot sun so he knows how the mexicans he hates feel.
Since he cares so much about the border he could dig fence posts and carry heavy rocks around all day every day. He would't last long unfortunately but long enough.
jmowreader
(50,567 posts)Hand him over to MS-13.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Good thinking!
edbermac
(15,947 posts)jmowreader
(50,567 posts)They could renovate a row of cells at Alcatraz to lock Trump, his whole family, and all his consiglieres in. Then charge a dollar a head to go into the cell above the Trump official you hated worst, and try to piss on that person.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)...
edbermac
(15,947 posts)Hed probably enjoy it.
LBM20
(1,580 posts)FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Make sure they're hungry too.
Sadly I don't have a piranha gif but I do have a pretty good shark one.
avebury
(10,952 posts)best sentence. Lock him away in a dark hole and forget that he exists. It would totally destroy him.
Death would be letting him off too easy. Let him suffer for the remainder of his life.
handmade34
(22,758 posts)made to work for a living.... maybe janitor, maybe farm laborer....??
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Just letting him go poor isn't enough, we're imagining what should be done for all the pain and suffering he has caused this country.
I'm happy somebody finally voted for Burning at the Stake. That's appropriate for the "witch hunt" wouldn't you say?
bdamomma
(63,931 posts)shut then he would not lie no more. Think of a Twilight Zone episode and let him live in it.
Anon-C
(3,430 posts)FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Antarctica though, I'd go along with that!
bitterross
(4,066 posts)He doesn't have it in him to be ashamed or embarrassed about anything. If he were to be hanged, all the way to the gallows he would be saying how unfair it all was and how they conspired against him.
pansypoo53219
(21,004 posts)Blaukraut
(5,695 posts)For the rest of his life.
LuckyCharms
(17,463 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)No breakfast or dinner, when lunchies rolls around, hell be hungry. Real hungry.
And mouth hooks so hes forced to smile that phony grimace of his 24/7.
ChoppinBroccoli
(3,784 posts)Form a partnership with ESPN's College Gameday. You know how every Saturday during football season, ESPN College Gameday broadcasts from a different college campus where there's a big game going on? Partner up with them so that they can help carry out the sentence. Here's how.
We put Trump in a dunking tank filled with sewage, garbage, or whatever else you can think of, and let the college students all take turns trying to dunk him. Maybe charge them a few bucks like they do at the carnival and use the money to give to a worthy cause that Trump would hate. But here's the twist: He won't be in an enclosed cage; he'll be out in the open, and you can either throw your projectiles at the button and try to dunk him, or you can throw your projectiles AT HIM and try to inflict some damage. Maybe win a stuffed animal if you hit him in the nuts, or some other prize for a head shot. For a higher amount of money, you can actually go up and kick him in the nuts if you want to.
And this goes on every Sunday for an entire football season. And for those of you who think this sounds an awful lot like torture, just remember, Trump approves of that sort of thing, so it's OK. The rest of the week, keep him in one of the cages he uses to imprison the kids at the border, since they're so nice and all.
KCDebbie
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dchill
(38,562 posts)I don't support capital punishment.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)No chance of parole, so he would die in jail. Oddly enough, that was predicted by some FBI agents before the election.
"Trump will die in jail," they said. They already had the goods on him even then.
Tipperary
(6,930 posts)It refers to the death penalty. Period.
Rhiannon12866
(206,277 posts)arthritisR_US
(7,300 posts)Celerity
(43,588 posts)prison, along with the rest of that criminal family. Melania needs her illegally obtained citizenship revoked, stripped (as should all the Trumps) of her fortune, and summarily deported. She can support herself by touring Eastern European shithole strip bars with Stormy.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Well, even crazier than he already is.
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,496 posts)Will receive local standard salary, must always wear a blue Hillary ball cap and eat with other employees. Must pay room and board from earnings, and no cell service or internet allowed.
Faux News will be allowed no-fee monthly interviews on-site......
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Good one!
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)Probably not long enough.
brooklynite
(94,792 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,664 posts)Followed by burial at sea, at an undisclosed location.
Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts)Cut him off from his family, speak to him in Spanish only.
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)... except drop the cage in Mexico or Guatemala.
Fritz Walter
(4,292 posts)But that would be a waste of fuel.
I hear Honduras is nice...
Different Drummer
(7,652 posts)read a a minimum of one really long book per week. For him, that would be the worst form of torture.
dameatball
(7,400 posts)Bamahombre
(5 posts)He should be tarred and feathered. A bizarre end for a bizarre asshole!
FakeNoose
(32,823 posts)I can't find a "tar & feather" image that's safe enough to post here. So I'm going to let it go.
Who knew that tarring & feathering is so brutal and potentially fatal?