Has anyone heard? Will Ted Nugent be speaking at the Republican National Convention?

[Scuba]

Sharon Angle? Christine O'Donnell? Any of the Republican stars?

[RebelOne]

1. Let's hope not.

Any one of them would be a disaster.

[JohnnyRingo]

2. Then let's hope so.

[pinboy3niner]

3. He could do 'Show and Tell' about draft avoidance

[RebelOne]

4. You are probably right. n/t

[Raster]

7. For whom? Let's hope shitty-pants does speak.

[Raster]

5. I've heard he will shit his pants on a daily basis until granted the coveted speaking spot.

I've also heard he is demanding a compound bow, a dead deer and a 14 year old "assistant."

[jmowreader]

6. We can only hope for all three

But not even the penis snake that runs the RNC is stupid enough to let Ted Nugent within 100 meters of the podium.

[baldguy]

8. As if grunting & throwing of feces constitutes "speaking".

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Ted is getting his asshole relined

so he can be heard past the second row.

[stevedeshazer]

10. I'm rooting for Hank Williams Jr, Joe walsh and that Rinse Peenus guy.

Bobby Jindal might be fun, too.