Something to make you smile, because don't you need it?

[Amaryllis]

Kids sometimes funny, sometimes brilliant, answers to test questions:





































http://www.giveitlove.com/hilarious-kid-answers-to-test-questions/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I've seen these before but they crack me up every time.

[Amaryllis]

4. I have seen them before also, but it's been a long time, and I have been making a point

to look for things that bring a smile...it's a small thing, but I always feel better when someone posts something that is funny or heartwarming.

[leftieNanner]

2. Very Funny

Thank you for this.

[hlthe2b]

3. Bless the child that said "pet" the dog...

[mshasta]

5. THANK YOU!!!

that was fun

[notdarkyet]

6. I laughed the whole time.

[backtoblue]

7. Love them!!

"Pet"


You should not hit dogs.

Great response!

[terip64]

8. Thank you so much!!

I haven’t laughed this hard in so long!!

[Control-Z]

9. Thank you for this, Amaryllis!

I really laughed. Loudly. I needed that!

[blueinredohio]

10. Thanks these were laugh out loud funny.

[oasis]

11. Kids take the darndest exams.

[Totally Tunsie]

12. Art Linkletter was right!

KSTDT

[AnotherMother4Peace]

13. need a laugh. I now share an office w/a trumpster. I told her that he's a Russian mole & Fox is crap

[2naSalit]

14. Those are hilarious!

Thank you!

[heaven05]

15. The "shit" one made me LOL

kids....love em....so real.

[llmart]

17. That was my favorite also.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

19. But he wasn't wrong . . .

[Brother Buzz]

33. Nor were most of the responses

Bummer we penalize for thinking 'outside the box'.

[bucolic_frolic]

16. Do these questions seem simple?

I don't recall tests like these. I might still have some of them, have to look.

[3catwoman3]

18. One of best best laughs I ever had came from 2 nursing students...

...who gave it the old college try on an exam about basic patient care/skin care principles The question was:

After bathing an uncircumcised male, why is it important to return the foreskin back to the unretracted position?

College try #1 - So the penis won't get cold.

College try #2 - Because you should always put something back where you found it.

I laughed so hard I was crying.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

20. This should become a feature

At least once a week. Someone should post things like this.

I haven't laughed this hard since the Georgia legislator showed his butt to Sasha Baron Cohen as a way to scare off terrorists.

[Amaryllis]

22. I was thinking that. LIke LOL cats. I think we all need something heartwarming or funny in the

midst of all the turmoil.

[aikoaiko]

21. In my World History class, the exam asked me to describe the Tudor era.

I blanked out so I wrote an essay on Tudor style housing and even drew pictures.

https://www.wentworthstudio.com/historic-styles/tudor/

[Haggis for Breakfast]

28. How did that work out for you ?

When I was an undergrad taking a final, I looked up at the clock and panicked, seeing that I only had five minutes left to finish an essay question. So, I rushed into my writing as fast as I could. The next day, the professor called me at home and asked me if I could come to his office. He said that he couldn't read my last couple of paragraphs. Why ? I had written them out completely in shorthand !!

[aikoaiko]

41. He wrote, "Nice BS" but awarded me no points.

I like that professor a lot. His name was Jack Nicholson like the actor.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

45. At least he had a sense of humor.

[Nay]

23. The plant cell, God, I'm laughing so hard tears are running down my face.

[jayschool2013]

24. Who leaked?

Who leaked Hair Twitler's SAT?

[dchill]

25. I am a rebel, three!

[Zoonart]

26. Laughing my butt off.

I' m crying. Thank you so much...so needed this.

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. OMG, I literally LOLed.

Thanks. I really needed that.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

30. And to you, I say

Leomhann na h-Alba dheireas a-rithist

[greatauntoftriplets]

31. Slainte!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

44. Slainte is slainte !

[iluvtennis]

29. Love em - out of the mouths of babes.

[BaileyBill]

32. My dog just came to check on me, laughing so hard.

Me, not the dog.

[EffieBlack]

34. Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

[SCVDem]

37. Me Too!

But it is LOL funny!

[peggysue2]

46. Yup, that's the one

Too funny.

[cp]

35. Bless the creative, rebellious kids!

Thank you for many laughs.

[forgotmylogin]

36. Another of my favorites is this:

http://www.cs.cornell.edu/Info/People/fcc/humor/history.html

In one of my theater classes, we had a printout of this and had to read it in front of the group completely straight-faced deadpan like a professor without laughing. If you laughed or mis-read you got buzzed and the next person had to continue.

[tblue37]

48. The "Fractured English" books are collections of such real-life student bloopers (& others). nt

[volstork]

38. Thanks for this.

I went to the link and laughed so hard I cried. Hasn't happened in a while, and I needed that!

[Bayard]

39. Thanks!

Yes, I did.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

40. Name the quadrilateral.

Now THAT'S brilliant!

[Pacifist Patriot]

42. "Write an example of risk." is brilliant.

I'd have awarded full points for that answer too.

[OregonBlue]

43. Thank you. That is one of the best laughs I've had in ages.

[tblue37]

47. Bob, Sam, Cate! "tsih"! Love these. K&R. nt