Asked if FLOTUS has seen the Cohen tapes, her spokeswoman released this statement:

[kpete]

Link to tweet

[madaboutharry]

1. I'll take that as a yes.

[RGinNJ]

2. In other words Yes.

[rzemanfl]

3. What the fuck is NAS? Should I care, do U? n/t

[dalton99a]

8. Neonatal abstinence syndrome

[rzemanfl]

17. Thank you. I should have added "babies" to my internet search. n/t

[dawg day]

10. I think it's has to do with alcohol use during pregnancy

If she's supposedly so worried about babies, you'd think she'd say something about the ones taken from their mothers at the border.

[lunatica]

19. She did say something

[MyOwnPeace]

20. Oh, SNAP!!!!!!!

You got THAT right!

[Freddie]

12. Must be her Cause Du Jour

[gratuitous]

23. More like cause de la minute

Ask her about NAS tomorrow, and she'll wonder why you want to know what she "thinks" about the National Academy of Science.

[Autumn]

4. She should talk about all the kids her husband bullied and took away from their parents

[jberryhill]

5. So, she has a hotline that bothers her every 15 minutes?

...and that's all she thinks about all day long.

Got it.

[nature-lover]

6. So, is she working on these issues? What about kids at the border?

[NCTraveler]

7. That's a yes. Nt

[C_U_L8R]

9. She wants to talk about kids??? !!!

Why doesn't she go free the kids in cages !

[asiliveandbreathe]

11. I really don't care, do you??? - Now, who asked?? - contrived

In order to BE BEST mel, you first have to have empathy..these empty words are falling on deaf ears mel, oh dear, another Sarah...

[nolabear]

13. NAS-born to addicted mother. You'd think she'd explain that.

Is that Melania’s thing? I sure don’t hear about it.

And yeah. She knows.

[csziggy]

14. What is NAS?

There are 77 things that use that acronym according to the Free Dictionary (https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/NAS).

I found twelfth on the list:
NAS Neonatal Abstinence Syndrome (narcotics withdrawal problems)

That seems to be the only medical condition on the list so I guess that is what was meant but my first thought was #1 on the list, Network Attached Storage, since I just bought a NAS capable hard drive and have been thinking of adding a NAS unit to my system.

[greatauntoftriplets]

15. I bet that had to be explained to her.

[csziggy]

16. I bet she has never seen that tweet and doesn't care what it said

She probably doesn't care any more than her husband does about children, no matter what their birth situation is.

[Guilded Lilly]

18. She doesn't care, do you?

[Mr. Ected]

21. Why doesn't she tell her husband to pay more attention to NAS?

And less attention to the NFL and players taking a knee?

Seems she's not doing a very good job keeping him on point either.

[PCIntern]

22. How about TAS?

Trump Abstinence Syndrome

I need to contract that.

[True Dough]

27. I won't be wearing a surgical mask

if there's some of that in the air!

[DetlefK]

24. Not giving an answer is also an answer.

[Renew Deal]

25. NAS is quite the ladies man

[spanone]

26. Hey Steph, did you know that flotus husband is responsible for kidnapping 2000 immigrant children?

with no plan to return them?

AND it appears it was her husband that was so worried about what channel she watches.

[Solly Mack]

28. The woman married and enables a bully and now I'm supposed to

believe she cares about bullying?

She supports a man who rips kids away from their parents and now I'm supposed to believe she cares about children?

Please. Do fuck off with your bullshit lady.

[sdfernando]

29. I must be in another world right now....

my first thought on seeing this OP was: Why would Michelle have any access to the Cohen tapes?

I want to go back!