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Fri Jul 27, 2018, 05:43 PM

Remember when your mom told you....

not to play with that kid cause he was a bad kid and he was going to get your ass in trouble one day? And you know that your mom was telling you the truth about this bad kid cause you saw the shit he was doing and sometimes you helped him cover his shit too, but you couldn't stay away from him cause you liked his toys too. He had cool toys and sometimes he let you play with them too. Now your friend is in deep shit and now you are in trouble too cause birds of a feather flock together and your mom said when you lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas. Then you rat out your friend to keep yourself from getting into trouble but you were in on it too. So now your ass is in a sling. Now that bad kid is telling all your secrets and you don't know what to do. That is Trump and Cohen.

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SummerSnow Jul 2018 OP
Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #1
Control-Z Jul 2018 #2
Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #6
LakeSuperiorView Jul 2018 #4
Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #5
flibbitygiblets Jul 2018 #3

Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 05:46 PM

1. My mom always told me to wear clean underwear

in case I was in an accident. Does that count?

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 05:57 PM

2. I can honestly say my mother never told me that.

She died when I was 7, so... It was still the first thing that popped into my mind when I started reading the OP. I think it counts.

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Response to Control-Z (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 06:37 PM

6. Awwwww...

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 06:24 PM

4. Clean underware doesn't matter.

 

Because, first you say it, then you do it.

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Response to LakeSuperiorView (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 06:36 PM

5. LOL - probably true.

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Response to SummerSnow (Original post)

Fri Jul 27, 2018, 06:12 PM

3. My mom told me to avoid anyone with "Rump" in their name

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