When Trump gets caught on tape eating babies...

[DetlefK]

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[dalton99a]

1. Perfect

[Takket]

2. Susan Collins

I have concerns about baby eating and I won’t endorse the farm bill unless there is language protecting babies from being eaten. McConnell has promised me it will be in there.

*mcconnell writes into bill that all presidents must eat one baby a day, Collins says nothing and votes with her party gleefully. *

[dalton99a]

10. +1

[Fred Sanders]

25. Well done...because the satire is true to life. Funny and sad!

[Volaris]

38. That's because McConnell went on the record with the following:

Baby-eating is a terrible practice and we shouldn't treat each other this way unless it's an election year (it's not, I SWEAR), AND the President is a Responsible Black Democrat (clearly not the case) AND we really really want to name the next SCjudge AND the election will be rigged in our favor by a foreign power. Since NONE of those things are CURRENTLY true, I ABSOLUTELY OPPOSE baby-eating (IF baby-eating in any way helps Democrats, the American people or actual babies).

See, so it's fine. You should ALL OF YOU, STOP being so uncivil and un-bipartisan about things like this.

[EndGOPPropaganda]

3. Having sex with kids is more likely to be revealed

[AlexSFCA]

52. bible is full of precedent so won't change anything with christagelicals

[teach1st]

4. Maggie Haberman

Sometimes Trump doesn't eat babies.

[Paladin]

5. The Haberman trashing is my favorite part. (nt)

[Ferrets are Cool]

6. Fantastic. nt

[uponit7771]

7. Sessions: the babies committed the crime of being too last to work

[malthaussen]

8. Dean Swift would approve. n/t

[Botany]

9. Evangelicals:

If God hadn't wanted Trump to eat those babies then he would not
have made them so tasty.

[Javaman]

11. evangelicals: we're pro-choice for eating babies nt

[superpatriotman]

27. It is God's will

[localroger]

12. evangelicals: as long as it's not fetus-eating, we're cool with it

[Duppers]

13. Zactly.

[dchill]

32. When it's no longer a fetus, we wash our hands of it.

[Duppers]

14. Wow!

[Scarsdale]

21. Gop leadership

"Our thoughts and prayers are with the president"

[rpannier]

15. Varney at faux spews

I don't understand what all the fuss is about. Trump denied it.
And even if he did, it's typical of liberals to be so critical. You know who never ate babies? Stalin. Mao. Pol Pot. Adolf Hitler. None of them ever ate a single baby.
The left and it's hysteria over eating babies puts them in the same camp as some of the worst mass murderers and dictators in history

[ouija]

17. Bad thing is

Most of this is based on idiot rationale and not satire. SAD!

[oberliner]

20. Shep Smith: Eating babies is wrong. Full Stop.

Up next, a man battles a shark in Cape Cod and the whole thing was captured on tape. We'll show you that stunning exclusive footage after the break.

[rpannier]

23. Yep x 10000000000000000000

With a snap shot behind him as he reads to help their viewers focus on what is really important

[oberliner]

16. DU: This will finally be the end of Trump. He's done now.

[DetlefK]

18. +1

[Upthevibe]

50. Oberliner: OMG! This is a hysterical thread and your

post is one of the best!!!

[oberliner]

53. Thanks!

Sometimes we even have to laugh at ourselves.

[uponit7771]

55. +1

[ms liberty]

56. Thread winner! n/t

[DetlefK]

19. Giuliani: "So what? Okay, maybe he ate a baby, maybe he didn't."

[lpbk2713]

22. The GOPs final solution.

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To the overpopulation problem.

But only babies from poor families.

[McCamy Taylor]

24. Brilliant!

[Ohiogal]

26. Spot on!

[flor-de-jasmim]

28. My favorite line is Giuliani's about Trump hiring the worst lawyers! Talk @ no self-awareness!!!

[packman]

29. Echoes of Johnathan Swift " A Modest Proposal" - eating Irish babies

”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled ...”

A newspaper editorial to address the starving Irish population and the English indifference to it---

http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

[Turbineguy]

30. The country is being over-run by

clever and funny people! Hey deplorables..... better run like hell! And take your fucking trump with you.

[woundedkarma]

31. #TrumpAteABaby Lets make it trend! :D n/t

[tblue37]

33. FYI, Tiedrich's smirkingchimp.com site is in desperate need of funds.

If you like having The Smirking Chimp site available, maybe consider donating a few bucks to help him keep the lights on. His fund raising drives do not go that well.

I used to hang out a lot at SC, but I came to DU from SC in 2004, following a link to an excellent OP by H2O Man, and now I spend most of my time here. But SC stlll posts excellent articles and opinion pieces, many of which are not commonly found elsewhere, even on DU.

I much prefer the layout and operation of DU's discussion board, but I still like to read the excellent collection of articles on SC's front page.

[RainCaster]

44. Great articles like "Why Americans Need to Defend Julian Assange's Freedom"

That was on the front page this morning. I would completely disagree with that.

[tblue37]

47. Oh, yeah, there are some extreme "Glenn Greenwald" types of crap, but he also puts up some good

stuff. I just ignore the junk and read the good ones. Sometimes I even see that sort of garbage posted here, too, though much less often, and it usually gets slapped down here.

Tiedrich's site isn't perfect, and I did shift to DU, making SC merely a peripheral read, but I would not like to see it disappear for lack of funding.

[Biden My Time]

34. "So what? The baby fat left over makes my lips look pouty and sexy!"

- Judge Jeanine Pirro

[sellitman]

35. Those Snow Flakes Must Have T.B.E.D.S

Trump Baby Eating Derangement Syndrome.

[The Genealogist]

36. Alex Jones

The babies he eats are illuminati invader babies from Mars, who came to earth to help Democrats set up a One World Government.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

37. So many, so good! . . . . nt

[greymattermom]

39. This kind of satire will finally take him down.

If he's a joke, no one will be afraid of him and Putin will bail.

[Liberalagogo]

40. NRA:

The only good eatin' baby, is a eatin' baby shot with a gun!

[NCTraveler]

41. Gym Jordan

[Garrett78]

42. Once upon a time, this would have been viewed as satire or far-fetched. Those days are gone.

[orleans]

43. breaking news

trump and putin dine on baby au jus with a sprig of parsley in the rose garden

[qazplm135]

45. They weren't American babies

-Fox and Friends.

[Paladin]

46. Chuck Todd: Both sides eat babies.

[ThoughtCriminal]

48. Senator Flake (R-AZ)

Is deeply disturbed and condemns baby eating, sends prayers and thoughts.

[ProudLib72]

49. Not funny satire if it's absolutely true

[Demovictory9]

51. That is how it will go down

[Pepsidog]

54. Bravo