The 2:45 am call.. let's listen..

[kpete]

Spokesman: Romney confused 'similar sounding words' because
'it was the end of the day'
http://www.nationaljournal.com/2012-presidential-campaign/romney-mistakes-sikh-with-sheik--20120808

Phone rings

Voice: Mr President, I am sorry to wake you at this hour but something has come up in Russia which requires your attention.

Mr. Romney: Hmmreefhhewwwqqq.. ggr ahh. Wha?

Voice: Yes. Mr. President. Please listen carefully sir.

Mr. Romney: Pussia? Purria? No, the cat is out.

Voice: Yes sir, but this is not about the cat. Its about Mr. Putin.

Mr. Romney: Pootie? Poowho? Pawlentoo?

Voice: No sir, the President of Russia. Mr. Putin.

Mr. Romney: Oh... the Resident of Prussia..

Voice: No sir, the President of Russia.

Mr. Romney: Make him wait. Sleeepp.

Voice: Sir, Mr Putin, the President of Russia has declared Syria to be part of the Russian Republic and is sending troops and the navy.

Mr. Romney: Poops and Poppycock...

Voice: Pause. Speaks to someone else beside him; Get me the Vice President, Ms. Palin, or Mr. Cheney, whomever you can get first. Good night Mr. President.




BOOM

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OOPs

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/08/08/1117906/-Spokesman-Romney-confused-similar-sounding-words-because-it-was-the-end-of-the-day

[bunnies]

1. oh cut him some slack

hims wuz sweeeepy.

[Justice wanted]

2. He isn't W. He's just Prince John (Robin Hood stories) on Steroids.

[sarcasmo]

3. Cash monies stupid will come out full frontal during the debates.

[Renew Deal]

4. Oh... the Resident of Prussia..