Caption Mitt:

[Swede]

[warrior1]

1. I'm King of the Picnic Table!

[Swede]

3. I will now disassemble it and sell the pieces at great profit.

nt

[patrice]

8. ... "and then hide the money from the people who provided the materials and BUILT it."

[patrice]

2. "What? No breeze?? What do I say????"

[tanyev]

4. "I love this park. The tables are the right height."

[Enrique]

5. Mitt Romney leads his team

in the little known sport of Mormonball.

[Johonny]

25. yeah but from the looks of it his team has a weak bench

[DocMac]

6. "Kolob has people, my friends."

[RedStateLiberal]

7. "Hey supporters! I'm over here! That's a statue you're crowding around."

[lame54]

9. even the telephone pole is a cross

[kentuck]

10. Where's the laugh?

[Wounded Bear]

11. "Which way is the wind blowing today?"

[Brigid]

15. As far as I'm concerned . . .

You win!

[ellisonz]

12. "Ask not what Deng Xiaoping has done for you, but what you can do for Bain Capital."

[Fawke Em]

13. That top number there is the tax I expect you people to pay

so I don't have to.

[Voice for Peace]

14. "what he said"

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"What he said, whatever it was"


Late Edit:
Moroni was a real person, an ancient prophet in the Book of Mormon who revealed the location of golden plates to the young Joseph Smith in 1823 from which the sacred book of scripture was translated.

Perhaps Moroni knows the location of Mitt's tax returns?

Does Mitt think he may be the Moroni of today?

Moroni, Obamaloney, Phony ... starting to see a rhyming pattern.

[grantcart]

16. Mitt addressing a standing room only crowd . . .

[Spazito]

17. One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...

unless you are in the 1% of course, he, he, he.

[pacalo]

18. "Avoiding taxes for 10 years when you're as rich as I am was no small picnic, let me tell ya."

[goclark]

19. Who the hell is he talking to ~

We want to see the overflow crowd.

?????????

Or - is that the usual mystery guests that didn't sign in.

[lindysalsagal]

20. "With all these voters behind me, I'm sure to win the presidency!"

[lindysalsagal]

21. "Now, we all look this way!"

[Bigleaf]

22. "Simon says point to the sky with your left hand."

[JaneyVee]

23. One? Only One Person Showed Up To Hear Me?

[Left Coast2020]

24. One more person to stand on this table....

[Siwsan]

26. Excuse me, photographer person, could you get the crowd in the next shot??

Just bunch them all up in the front and don't shoot from TOO far back.

What? The crowd is BEHIND ME??

[chknltl]

27. Jeeze, whats a person have to do to get service at this table?

[thelordofhell]

28. I can pile a stack of Bullshit THIS high!!

[flvegan]

29. "Yogi, you come back here with that basket! Damn bear."

[veganlush]

30. this is how i did it

at home in my driveway. I got up on the picnic table and hoisted Seamus onto the roof on the Rolls....

[Politicalboi]

31. OBAMALONEY!

[sakabatou]

33. Romney spots UFO, only to find out it's his ego.

[lindysalsagal]

35. Winner!

[pinboy3niner]

34. "One! I only tortured ONE dog, my friends!"

And you can take that to your bank in the Caymans!1!!

[charlie]

36. "...and I climbed up on a table, like this one..."

"...and stuck my finger in the light socket, like this... and spent the next 3 minutes dancing with Jesus."

"And that's how I became a born again Mormon. How did you come to know God, friends?"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

37. "As I look over the vast expanse of your faces here in the metropolis of...of....Flubdump??"

[IDemo]

38. "And may lightning strike me if I ever once L"...............

[no_hypocrisy]

39. One hamburger!

[pinboy3niner]

40. SHOOT that pigeon, dammit! My maid...um...I mean I...I just washed this shirt! All by myself!