'Plastered Peggy' Lists Reasons Why Cop Shouldn't Arrest Her, Claims She's a 'Very Clean, Thoroughbr

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Needless to say, she failed sobriety tests and a breathalyzer test showed that her blood alcohol level checked in at a solid .18 percent (the legal limit in South Carolina is 0.08 percent).

None of that fazed her though, Sauced Susan continued to list reasons why cops shouldn’t arrest her citing great points of moral character, including the fact that she’s had perfect grades her entire life, she was a cheerleader, she was a sorority girl, she graduated from a “high accredited university,” she was in the National Honors Society, and the fact that her partner is apparently a cop.

“I’m a white, clean girl,” she insisted.

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But yeah, this time at least, Drunk Debbie’s whiteness didn’t work for her and she was booked in Beaufort County Detention Center and faces charges for driving under the influence, disregarding a stop sign, simple possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia charge

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[Phoenix61]

1. A friend who is an attorney told me the key

to staying out of jail is never, ever break two laws at the same time. I think he has a very valid point.

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2. i only murder people on mondays, mug people on wednesdays, and defraud people on fridays.

once someone i mugged on a wednesday got so scared he died of a heart attack.

i took a vacation the following monday just to be safe.

[Iggo]

3. You can kill 'em, but you can't also eat them.

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5. eat 'em? ew! you're sick!

i wear 'em.

[Iggo]

7. Aw, you fancy, huh!

[tonedevil]

6. That is sound advice...

that has kept me out of pokey on a more than one occasion.

[safeinOhio]

4. Her only chance would have been to say

her mother's sister is married to a cop.

[blitzen]

8. A female version of the Great Joe Bob...