Republicans want suggestions for naming their first SpaceForce rocket

[Achilleaze]

So I have to vote for the natural, wildly popular, and entirely appropriate choice:

Pooty McPootFace (R)

[MineralMan]

1. Boomer 1

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Premature Eroculation

[left-of-center2012]

8. Hmm

[W_HAMILTON]

3. Traitor One

[Older Than I Look]

4. Spaceball 1

[underpants]

5. Rocket Man?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210983269

[Scurrilous]

6. Titian II

?itok=GrNRAmI1

[democratisphere]

7. BUDGET BUSTER 2

[Achilleaze]

14. Excellent!

it's either that or: Dirty Donny*s Dumb republican Diversion

[JDC]

9. USSF PatheticPhallicEgoBlanket IV

[Freethinker65]

10. NoMoneyForHealthcare

[gratuitous]

11. WhyWeCan'tHaveNiceThings

So that whenever it's launched, the commentators can say, "That's WhyWeCan'tHaveNiceThings!"

[DFW]

12. Air Head One

Or... Spaceball One

[bdtrppr6]

13. Uranus Probe

[Voltaire2]

15. Soyuz.

[NewJeffCT]

16. Overcompensating Phallic Symbol

just telling it like it is

[Achilleaze]

17. Hey, it looks like there's already a twitter account for Pooty Mcpootface

That tells you something right there. And you know what they say about that.

Pooty McPootface @PootyMcPootface
Seditious Grifting, Theocratic Disguised Defrauding of Rubes, Lying and Outright Theft from the American People.

https://twitter.com/PootyMcPootface

[NoSmoke]

18. Space Force America

SFA