Sir, this is a Wendy's

[bigtree]

[saidsimplesimon]

1. This is so funny, thank you.

[Scurrilous]

2. ...

[underpants]

3. Alex will have some chili and forget the whole thing

He actually used that excuse in his custody hearing

[malaise]

4. Too good

[bellmartin]

5. OK, umm, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?

[sobenji]

8. You have to come to the restaurant to order food

Well I'll send somebody to pick it up. Just have it ready.

“It's ready now”

Well put it aside.

[kmla]

16. That's what she said.

[jmowreader]

6. "Lesser" than Alex Jones?

There are people on Texas' death row who are better men than Alex Jones. In fact, all of them are.

[bigtree]

7. »

[PaulX2]

9. Funny How Lesser Men You Refer To Don't Have To Spread Lies And Hate

To earn a living.....

Lesser in what way?

I mean non evil way....

[JohnnyRingo]

10. I don't get it.

I don't know who Dreyer is, or what this has to do with Wendys.

I don't tweet, so perhaps this is an inside Twitter joke?

[oberliner]

11. The joke is what?

[WhiskeyGrinder]

12. For those who don't get the joke:

A reliable punchline on twitter is to quote an unhinged tweet and add "Sir, this is a Wendy's" -- implying that the original tweet is being said by someone at a fast-food drive-through, because that's the only person they can get to listen to them, thus diminishing the often overwrought and breathless original tweet. It's cute, if overdone.

[oberliner]

13. Thanks for that

[bigtree]

14. the poster owns up to it in his tweet

Link to tweet

[Biden My Time]

15. Oh

Okay, Still not funny, but okay.

[LakeSuperiorView]

17. Thank you for adding evidence to my belief that Twitter is the most asinine form of communication

A thoroughly idiotic way popularized by a thorough idiot. A message artificially limited in number of characters doesn't alter the content. It's not like I'm OK with turds in my cereal if they are tiny turds...