Dog "writes" op-ed blasting Trump for Omarosa comment: "You are not being a good boy"

[kpete]

Dear Large Human President:

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I think you are calling people dogs because you think that makes them less than human. My human says that’s something that “fascists” do. I don’t know what that means, but it makes me think you are not being a good boy.

But it is also seems like you are not being smart, because dogs are wonderful and intelligent and filled with love, and I do not think you were trying to call Omarosa or Mitt Romney or Ted Cruz or any of those other humans wonderful or intelligent or loving.

I think you were trying to be mean and insulting to them. And that makes me want to growl at you.

Bad large human president! Bad!

I understand you are the first president since William McKinley to not have a dog. That’s weird. You don’t have any animal friends, and that makes me suspicious.

In conclusion, and on behalf of all good dogs out there, I request that you stop referring to humans as dogs and start realizing that humans and dogs are both great and deserve respect and lots and lots of Milk-Bones. (Preferably the peanut-butter-flavored ones.)

Thank you, and please consider my suggestion that you deport all the squirrels. I really think they’re up to something.

Sincerely,

— Rex Huppke’s very good dog.



The Rest:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-met-trump-omarosa-dog-racist-huppke-20180815-story.html

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[Raine]

1. Cute letter

I wish people wouldn't use the term dog as an insult toward other people, it's an insult to dogs! Dogs are wonderful!

[renate]

2. I literally (and I do mean literally) don't understand the use of "dog" as an insult

They are SO much better than humans.