It's Indeed Hilarious That Don Jr. and Kim Reportedly Call Each Other "Junior Mint" and "Pooh Bear"

[demmiblue]

Imagine the face of Donald Trump Jr. Imagine his slicked-back hair, his glassy stare, his ability to bare his teeth for a smile without moving a single muscle on the upper half of his face. Now imagine him gazing straight into your eyes and murmuring, “Hello, Pooh Bear.”

This steamy scenario is allegedly everyday reality for Kimberly Guilfoyle, girlfriend to the president’s son and, it seems, the proud bearer of this pet name. According to Page Six, Guilfoyle, aka Pooh Bear, also has a nickname for Trump Jr.: Junior Mint, a possible reference to the boatloads of money the Trump family supposedly has.

It’s all very disgusting, and if you’d like to step away from your screen to dry-heave into your nearest receptacle, please take that moment of self-care. Then, once you’re back, if you have never called a significant other something saccharine and humiliating, feel free to cast the first stone.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/08/don-jr-and-kim-guilfoyle-allegedly-call-each-other-junior-mint-and-pooh-bear-but-we-shouldnt-mock-them-for-it.html

[RockaFowler]

1. YUCK

[Snotcicles]

2. The mint part is revealing. nt

[Achilleaze]

8. Dirty Donny Junior* has access to the KGOP Grifter Mint

* spawn of the republican Draft-dodger-in-Chief

[The Genealogist]

3. I guess it beats sugar booger Nd throat lozenge.

[democratisphere]

4. I couldn't turn my head fast enough!

My phone is a disater.
Thanks.

[Freethinker65]

5. Junior Mint? Try Senior Tic Tac

She is too old for Jr. and more Senior's type.

[GoCubsGo]

6. More like Poo Bear.

As in "full of shit." I don't know if I'd want to be known as "Junior Mint", either. Nauseatingly-sweetened artificial ingredients, coated with a nasty, waxy fake chocolate--yep. That's appropriate.

[Mad-in-Mo]

7. Disgusting pair

[Achilleaze]

9. Mass reaction Chunk Blowage afflicts Planet Earth