BREAKING NEWS: Trump pulls security clearance for Agent Orange

[PCIntern]

“Most people don’t know, and I just found out that this individual is responsible for the deaths of many servicemen but still has security clearance because I heard that his effects are present in the Pentagon. Sad!”

[madinmaryland]

1. Special Agent Mike Hunt is next to lose his security clearance.

😈

[PCIntern]

3. I saw what you did there!

I have a patient by that name and he named his son the same (Jr).

[Turbineguy]

4. I was in 2nd grade with a kid named

Richard Head.

[George II]

5. Years ago a guy in line at a trade show checked in as "Dick Hertz". When the person running down...

....the list asked "Richard Hertz", he said "NO, Dick Hertz." Apparently he enjoyed the notoriety of that moniker.

[Kablooie]

2. He pulled his own security clearance?

I mean, Trump IS agent orange, isn't he?