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He's on a twitter traitor rant this morning. Six tweets in the last two hours. LOL (Original Post) mobeau69 Aug 2018 OP
Still can't spell "counsel." What an embarassment to the "best schools." n/t rzemanfl Aug 2018 #1
Don't worry, if the GOP wins in November Trump will force dictionaries to conform LastLiberal in PalmSprings Aug 2018 #3
He won't put a man on the moon PCIntern Aug 2018 #6
Oh for goodness sakes,... that made me laugh out loud... magicarpet Aug 2018 #10
Wow! You ought to write pornographic stories for Literotica.com LastLiberal in PalmSprings Aug 2018 #14
He made Ivanka sign a Non-Discloure Agreement when she was 12 njhoneybadger Aug 2018 #11
My bet is he's already "been there." MoonRiver Aug 2018 #12
*HE's* bringing up McCarthy?? Projecting like mad today! Roland99 Aug 2018 #2
And Roy Cohn is his hero! LOL mobeau69 Aug 2018 #4
Drugs drugs drugs drugs! struggle4progress Aug 2018 #5
Ah, the smell of paranoid desperation in the morning. Guilded Lilly Aug 2018 #7
Quick, 75mgs of KFC gravy, stat! smirkymonkey Aug 2018 #8
trump hears the footsteps coming from the hangman beachbum bob Aug 2018 #9
He somehow convinced himself that the Powers of the Presidency... magicarpet Aug 2018 #13
3. Don't worry, if the GOP wins in November Trump will force dictionaries to conform
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 09:05 AM
Aug 2018

to his way of spelling things. He'll yank the security clearances of every person who was employed in the DOJ and FBI during the Obama years. He'll have his "It's All About ME!!!" parade, no matter the cost. He'll put a man on the moon and claim it for the U.S. He'll defund the Federal court system, leaving judges to hold trials in the local park.

And most importantly, he'll change the incest laws so he can finally realize his dream of getting into Ivanka's panties.

PCIntern

(25,547 posts)
6. He won't put a man on the moon
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 09:36 AM
Aug 2018

He will simply SAY that he did and that will be good enough for 40% of Americans

magicarpet

(14,150 posts)
10. Oh for goodness sakes,... that made me laugh out loud...
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 11:28 AM
Aug 2018

....

........"And most importantly, he'll change the incest laws so he can finally realize his dream of getting into Ivanka's panties."

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He would do that too. Have a public signing of his Executive Order - "The Revision of the Incest Laws to Accommodate the Fantasies of the Orange One." Publicly sign the Executive Order, pan the signed document about the room from right to left and left side back to the right side of the room so all the news videographers and still photographers memorialized his self satisfied shit eating grind of accomplishment while he blatantly exercised and grossly abused the Powers of the Presidency.

Then before the cameras were shut off - he would grab Ivanka,.. rip her clothes off,.. and nail her on the couch in the Oval Office. While Ivanka lay there in tears and sobbing uncontrollably, trDump would proclaim there was nothing illegal there, the Presidential Executive Order exonerated him. And if that did not cover his bases for his incestuous conduct, Steven Miller was drawing up a Presidential Pardon that would fully protect him from any incestuous act he may commit while President. Declaring that act of incest by him,... entirely un-prosecutable into perpetuity.

It is so good to be The King of Orange !
Your fantasies become your realities and you are not bound by the constraints of any pesky laws.

Fascism is fun when you're in charge and if you're criminally deranged.

14. Wow! You ought to write pornographic stories for Literotica.com
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 08:49 PM
Aug 2018

Not that I've ever visited that website, of course.

struggle4progress

(118,282 posts)
5. Drugs drugs drugs drugs!
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 09:35 AM
Aug 2018

Drugs drugs drugs drugs!
Drugs all year!
Drugs the year before!
Gonna do drugs tonight like I never did drugs before!
La la la! I'm as goofy as can be!
Cuz I am a member of the Trump family!
Now the Trump family is the bestest family
that ever got booted out of old Germany!
There's the money-grubbing Trump!
And the Russian-loving Trump!
And the twitter-nitwit Trump!
And the pussy-grabbing Trump!
Whores for us! Whores are us!
One bag of coke? We need more for us!
Singing bigly about me! Wipe the floor with us!
Cuz I can snort it all alone!


magicarpet

(14,150 posts)
13. He somehow convinced himself that the Powers of the Presidency...
Sun Aug 19, 2018, 11:50 AM
Aug 2018

... would be able to insulate and protect him from his criminal past.

By royal decree he could somehow declare himself untouchable, above, and beyond any laws - that really only applied to the commoners and lesser folks.

If Sessions had not recused himself and protected tr Dump at every bend and turn as tr Dump expected of him,.. tr Dump would not be in the hot water he now finds himself immersed.

Sessions was to be trDumps Roy Cohn and defend him from every, any, and all wrong doings - so trDump would always remain one step ahead and beyond the long reach of the law.

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