Found on Facebook.

[Different Drummer]

I think they're supposed to be bottle openers.

[raging moderate]

1. Why are all these Trumps smiling?

The real one doesn't smile much.

[Freddie]

2. And the real Trump doesn't drink

Which is a shame, because at his age it might hasten things.

[Greybnk48]

5. I don't believe that Trump myth for a second.

He was a raging coke head in the 80's and 90's, and I don't believe he abstains from alcohol. It may not be his drug of choice, but his not drinking is a myth just like his germaphobia. He sure loves urine for someone who claims to be a germaphobe.

Trump is primarily a mythological creature, made up for PR.

[Different Drummer]

3. Good point. To answer your question, I have no idea. n/t

[raging moderate]

7. Back in my hippie days, hard drug addicts were proud of not drinking liquor.

I remember some people addicted to coke and/or heroin announcing constantly that they never touched liquor.

[peekaloo]

4. Isn't there one for a Luau where he has an apple jammed in his pie hole?

Or the Volcano Trump spewing poop.

Looks more like Topher Grace in 'BlackkKlansman'.

[fescuerescue]

6. Why do people buy crap like that?

Forget trump for a second.

Why would anyone want ANY President bottle opener?

[dalton99a]

8. Squeeze the president and watch him poop:

President Trump Squeeze and Poop Fun Novelty Keyring Keychain
£1.99

[Different Drummer]

9. Good one!