Does Giuliani wear false teeth? Uppers?

[Kajun Gal]

[Kingofalldems]

1. I think the uppers are implants.

He didn't bother with the lowers.

[Kajun Gal]

16. Pretty bad dentist!

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. They're actually a recycled 1953 Buick Grille.'

[Rhiannon12866]

7. ...

[JHB]

9. Like so...

Well, more like this:

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. That's Rudy, before and after the Trump implosion.

lol

[Glamrock]

35. Hahaha

Bravo man, bravo!

[Claritie Pixie]

3. Probably. I imagine he has toe-curling bad breath when I see his face.

[hlthe2b]

5. His lower teeth are really bad, so I can understand that impression...

[trueblue2007]

43. he has the money for new teeth. his teeth are horrible

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[3catwoman3]

8. I wouldn't want to get close enough...

...to find out -

[Claritie Pixie]

10. Oh heck no, gross!

[kimbutgar]

25. And can you believe his wife recently divorced him because he was having an affair

The thought of anyone “f”ing him fills me with revulsion. Of course I feel the same way about the orange maggot.

[3catwoman3]

28. Agree on both counts. Those 2 are...

...very persuasive arguments for celibacy/abstinence.

[kimbutgar]

29. I remember when they had those statues of the naked orange maggot before the election

And a friend of mine says he uses that image in his mind to keep himself in check.

[brush]

4. Whatever they are they're a little too big.

"What's that...oh, a lot too big? OK."

[Marie Marie]

6. From the pictures I've seen - the uppers and lowers are a completely different color.

[Lint Head]

11. Vampire teeth.

[manor321]

12. I think he'd call them truth teeth

[3catwoman3]

13. He looks like one of those skull candles...

...you see at Halloween.

[Kajun Gal]

17. Yes! He does! I see it now!

[Grasswire2]

36. I especially like it when he pops his eyes nearly out his head.

What a weirdo. Hollywood couldn't write this script.

[JCMach1]

14. Does the Pope protect paedophiles?

[Meadowoak]

15. They look, to me, like dentures, that belong to someone else.

[procon]

18. Fake teeth! They appeared to move, sometimes they tilted downward,

and when he put on that exaggerated grin, the top was visible. Did he buy them in in a costume shop?

[Marcuse]

19. I don't like to plaque-shame, but someone had to do it.

[HipChick]

22. OMG..disgusting...I notice he has gray splotches on his uppers..

Invisible retainers? They are very visible though..

[smirkymonkey]

24. Ugh! Horrifying.

Surely he must have the money to do something about his lower teeth. That is really disgusting.

[Blue Owl]

31. Here's another...

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[magicarpet]

20. I think his brain is...

.... made of pigeon and bat guano, not sure about his teeth.

[pennylane100]

23. I think Guiliani is absolute pond scum.

But I do not really care about his appearance.

[C_U_L8R]

26. Chopped down Washington's cherry tree

to make those choppers

[3catwoman3]

41. He could chop it down...

...with those choppers!

[Grammy23]

27. As many pictures as there are of him with his pie hole wide open,

Showing every snag in his mouth, you’d think someone would have pulled him aside and told him to get those lowers fixed to match the uppers. And while they’re at it, do something to restrain those Chiclet teeth up top. (Ivanka must use the same dentist!)

[Blue Owl]

30. False teeth are not false, according to Rudy

n/t

[oasis]

32. lol

[Grasswire2]

37. hahahah!

well played

[lunasun]

33. I got nothing if he's working at 7-11 except respect but c'mon .. fix that if you on TV + got cash$$

Match up somewhere man go to Mexico if your cheap Rudy G - public figure and all that

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[Greybnk48]

34. At least a big old chiclet bridge! Or crowns.

He looks like Jim Carey in The Mask.

[ProudLib72]

38. I just listened to him blathering away

He lisps because those top teeth are too damned big. Don't rodents, like Rudy, have to grind down their ever growing incisors? I believe that is the case. Someone please find Rudy some insulated wire he can chew on!

[nancy1942]

39. Thanks for a much-needed laugh!!

Rodents! ¡ Priceless.

[3catwoman3]

40. Maybe he can gnaw on the bars of Trump's cage- I mean...

...jail cell, when he goes to visit Donnie in prison, That's what every hamster I ever had did to grind their teeth down..

[hexola]

42. Actually, those are Don Jr's Teeth...

They share a mouth!!!