"He speaks perfect English."

[mobeau69]

Dump's comment a few minutes ago about a border agent at WH ceremony.

What a stupid thing to say. How in the hell would he know what "perfect" English is anyway?

[unblock]

1. He grammars good!

[gratuitous]

4. You're out!

Should be, "He grammars goodly."

[dchill]

6. And betterly than most!

And Malaria just be's best!

[lapfog_1]

2. Border agent was of non northern europe heritage?

and, most likely, born and raised here...

And it's a wonder to dingle butt that he speaks "perfect English" because ?

[mobeau69]

5. Yeah, that's what tripped him up.

Tells you all you need to know.

[HipChick]

7. He's a racist?

Why wouldn't he speak "Perfect English"?

[Docreed2003]

3. But does he spell perfectly

You know Counsel or Council vs "Councel"

[dameatball]

8. But, didn't the English burn the White House?? Oh, wait....Canadians.....sorry.

[cornball 24]

9. The idiot would be silenced if "VERY VERY" became obsolete.