Cohen will plead guilty to 3 charges...

[BigmanPigman]

Bank fraud, campaign fraud and campaign finance violations. Will likely get 3 years. He was worried about having to lose his money and finances. CNN reporting this now.

**poor finches never get a break.

[dawg day]

1. Wow. That's a lot of guilty.

I wonder what Mueller let slide.

Three years.

Everything Trump Touches Is Ruined.

[True Dough]

2. He was keeping campaign finches?

Definitely a jailbird!

[BigmanPigman]

5. I like that. Now I wish I didn't correct it just now!

[jayschool2013]

3. Damn campaign finches

[Jersey Devil]

9. lol, too bad he fixed it already

You guys are merciless!

[Jersey Devil]

12. umm, now unfixed

Good sense of humor

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

11. Isn't that a "sparrow"? Chewing hell out of that seed.

ironic all on it's own. See Jennifer Lawrences new movie.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

4. Well,

he'll lose his law license as well. 3 years w good time probably 1.75 years or better. That's an insanely LOW amount of time. 3rd offense drunk driving is a 5 year felony. Go figure.

[BigmanPigman]

13. I know!

Last night I was mad that Papadopoulos wasn't completely honest with Mueller and his recommended his punishment be 0-6 months in prison. People go to jail for a year for having no updated car registration or smoking a joint in some states.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

15. So true. Jails are for little people.

[marylandblue]

6. He illegally imported campaign finches from Russia?

[MineralMan]

7. I prefer goldfinches to campaignfinches.

But that's just me.

[woodsprite]

19. So would Donnie. He loves all things gold or golden. n/t

[MineralMan]

20. Don't tell him: It's all just gold leaf.

Underneath that shiny stuff is termite-infested wood. Careful where you sit, Donwald.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

24. Goldfinches. He's the man, the man with the Midas touch; A spider's touch.

Trump better get his head out of the sand.



Yeah, it's an emu. So sue me. Just between you and me, I think I'd get out of the way of that thing.

[Achilleaze]

8. Cohen guilty of republican FRAUD to get Dirty Donny* illegitimately "elected"

* aka republican Draft-dodger-in-Chief

[NewJeffCT]

10. Unfortunately

CNN and the NY Times are reporting the plea does NOT mean he is cooperating

[grantcart]

16. yet. maybe they wanted to get the plea in and give them time to work out a cooperating agreement

[uponit7771]

17. MSNBC too, Cohen's still waiting on a pardon or commutation of sentence from Red Don imho

[lame54]

22. Yet they put the word deal in their byline

[rusty fender]

23. He'd better be cooperating for getting

so few years

[mobeau69]

14. Twittler? Twittler? Twittler?

[Louis1895]

18. Campaign finches?

I hope Cohen sings like a bird!

[Louis1895]

21. What a great meme!

Michael Cohen starring in a modern remake of the "Birdman of Alcatraz"!