Time to Clean Out the White House Litterbox...

[MineralMan]

This morning, as I was performing a nasty task, namely the complete change-out of all litter in the two cat litter boxes in the basement, I was reminded immediately of Donald Trump and those in his administration. The smell of ammonia and feces was toxic, even though I regularly scoop out the litter boxes on a daily basis. This time, as I do once every couple of months, it all went out and the trays were thoroughly washed before being refilled with 100% fresh litter. Double-bagged and sealed, it all went upstairs and got put in the wheely-bin for the garbage man to pick up.

Cleaning out the feces and pee from the White House will take more than a couple of large kitchen trash bags. It will require multiple garbage trucks to finally remove all the corruption and waste that has accumulated therein.

Nevertheless, I eagerly volunteer for the job. I have my slotted scoop, my scraper, and my cleaning supplies at the ready. I will put the entire administration in extra-large trash bags and wheel them all to the curb on Pennsylvania Avenue for pick-up. Then, I will be happy to wash down the interior of the building with industrial strength cleansers to make it ready for a new, Democratic administration.

I'd welcome any volunteers to assist in the job. You'll need old clothing you can discard, a gas mask, and waste disposal tools.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The White House litter box probably smells like it's used by a pride of lions

and never scooped. Pee-yoo.

[MineralMan]

2. Indeed. A pride of lions with digestive problems.

The White House will be unlivable until every molecule of corruption and rotting material is gone.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Lions that ate Steve Bannon.

[MineralMan]

5. That would require a tear-down and complete rebuild.

Everything that comes near Bannon is hazardous waste.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

4. The WHite House will need to be FUMIGATED.....

From top to bottom to eradicate the STENCH of Trump.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. An exorcism will be needed.

Multiple exorcisms and other evil-spirit-removal processes by all manner of priests, shamans, Wiccans, gurus, humanists and any others who oppose moral and spiritual blight and degradation.

[Nevilledog]

6. Here ya go!

[MineralMan]

9. Nice!

[crazycatlady]

17. what a great use for Trump's image

[fierywoman]

8. It's going to take an acre or two of sage to smudge all the bad vibes out.

[2naSalit]

11. +1!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Raze the building and salt the earth.

It's like a moral Chernobyl. Nobody can live there for at least another hundred years.

[fierywoman]

13. Thank you for my first LOL for the day!

[Blue Owl]

10. And Trump's waste don't clump

n/t

[TheBlackAdder]

14. Dogs like to eat litterbox turds. Remember the line, "This is a good place for a Stick Up?"

[crazycatlady]

15. There's no litter box in the WH

No sane pussy would ever go near this WH.

[ProudLib72]

16. Dear MM, please see attached cover letter submitted in application for the position of WH cleaner

I had to cat sit for a former boss. She was, literally, a crazy cat lady who kept between twelve and fifteen "rescued" cats at any one time. She was on vacation for a few weeks. Her son was supposed to attend to the cats for the first two weeks, and I was to take over for the final week. Well, on my first day cat sitting, I discovered the son had not cleaned the litter boxes. There were four of them, and each was overflowing. Guess who got to clean those litter boxes. That's right, the thankless task fell to yours truly because I actually felt bad for those cats having to tread through mounds of crap and pee.

Thank you for your consideration,

ProudLib

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Good qualifications, but the toxicity of the current WH

might also require you to have experience with HAZMAT disposal.