Headline: "TRUMP LOSES PECKER"

[mac56]

[Grasswire2]

1. yes, my friend who is a retired news editor came up with that too

The jokes write themselves.

[olegramps]

27. Melania said, "Its no big deal."

[gratuitous]

2. We can't put that in a family newspaper!

Okay, how about "PECKER TURNS ON TRUMP"?

[C_U_L8R]

14. Pecker goes limp on Trump?

I guess... no. Hahaha

[Ilsa]

34. Pecker goes soft... nt

[Turbineguy]

3. It's a bit like

LBJ losing Cronkite, only downmarket.

[Girard442]

9. Reallllly downmarket.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

4. Edit.....TRUMP LOSES HIS PECKER.......

That sounds much better...

[Iliyah]

5. OK thats a funny title

[Wwcd]

6. Omg...We have a WINNER !!

"TRUMP LOSES PECKER"

[NurseJackie]

7. OMG! Ha! :-D

[sheshe2]

30. Lol

[Laf.La.Dem.]

8. For slow people - like me!

David Pecker, American Media Chief

[cyclonefence]

10. Trump has already confessed that, unlike Elton John, he doesn't have an organ.

[sheshe2]

11. Trump Pardons Pecker

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

28. Trump Plays With Pecker Pardon

[tonedevil]

12. Put that way...

it is a very tiny loss.

[FakeNoose]

13. A stripper, a porn star and a Pecker all walk into a bar . . .

. . . and they ordered a "Dirty Russian." They each got Donald Trump.

[lagomorph777]

19. Heeeeee!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

29. Love it!

[malaise]

32. IM singing this shit now

[Wawannabe]

38. Good joke

Great song!
Lol!

[workinclasszero]

15. Lololololol

[TheBlackAdder]

16. From what I hear, that's a small loss.

[lagomorph777]

18. Oh, that's just mean!

[ornotna]

35. Who have you been talking to?

[TheBlackAdder]

36. Pizza Rat. He ran across Trump and they had it out. Pizza Rat showed Trump how small he really was.

[lagomorph777]

17. Dammit I missed that one!

[Javaman]

20. you win the entire internet plus the universe today! LOL nt

[Javaman]

21. that should be the headline in the daily news tomorrow. LOL nt

[edbermac]

22. That was on HuffPo.

[sunonmars]

23. He'd have to effing find it first.....to lose it.

[enid602]

40. Tweezers

You’ll need tweezers and a magnifying glass for that.

[LanternWaste]

24. "Citing Ethical Differences, Trump's Pecker Turns on Him..."

I'd pay folding money to see that headline.






(and for the half-wits... no, <sigh> I'm not being literal.)

[keithbvadu2]

26. Oh, c'mon... Cough up the big bucks.

[madinmaryland]

25. Pecker creates a sticky mess for Trump.

[The Genealogist]

31. Pecker prepared to screw Trump: Film at 11:00?

[Gothmog]

33. "Mr. Pecker does not appreciate all the childish jokes about his name."

Link to tweet

[Grammy23]

37. After all the unholy Sh*t we've been through with tRump

we are due some laughs. And I have a feeling this isn’t the only one.

[moondust]

39. You mean Mr. P.?