because Geraldo will inevitably be a gigantic republican a-hole, and thereby diffuse attention from republican top-of-the-shitheap moral turpitude, crime, and treason.

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

BigmanPigman

(51,590 posts)

13. Before I even read the comments

Reply to Achilleaze (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 04:43 PM

Aug 2018

I thought about Geraldo and Capone's vault immediately. I hope there is more inside the safe than a 1920s Coke bottle.

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

2. I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE ELVIS TOASTER

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:06 PM

Aug 2018

redwitch

(14,944 posts)

4. Me too!

Reply to shenmue (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:14 PM

Aug 2018

That cracked me up!

montana_hazeleyes

(3,424 posts)

5. LOL!

Reply to shenmue (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:22 PM

Aug 2018

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

6. "Not Inside:"

Reply to shenmue (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:23 PM

Aug 2018

Love those teasers!

MoonRiver

(36,926 posts)

16. Show us the toast!

Reply to shenmue (Reply #2)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 04:52 PM

Aug 2018

jpak

(41,757 posts)

22. Here ya go...

Reply to MoonRiver (Reply #16)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 05:47 PM

Aug 2018

MoonRiver

(36,926 posts)

24. That's him alright!

Reply to jpak (Reply #22)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 06:53 PM

Aug 2018

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

3. Ironic, isn't it?, that Pecker resembles Geraldo.

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:07 PM

Aug 2018

[link:http://mentalfloss.com/article/78842/oral-history-30-years-ago-geraldo-rivera-opened-al-capones-vault|

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

7. That's because Geraldo resembles a Pecker.

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Reply #3)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:24 PM

Aug 2018

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

8. LOL

Reply to lagomorph777 (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:28 PM

Aug 2018

For that, you get the clap.

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

10. Oh! Oh!

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Reply #8)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:28 PM

Aug 2018

That's just evil!

Squinch

(50,949 posts)

9. And that's the post. A Murdoch rag. No one likes donnie.

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 03:28 PM

Aug 2018

NewJeffCT

(56,828 posts)

11. Donny is losing the NY Post

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 04:38 PM

Aug 2018

one of the most RW newspapers out there.

PatSeg

(47,419 posts)

12. What a great cover

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 04:39 PM

Aug 2018

mocking The Enquirer!

"Enquiring Minds Want to Know" and "NOT INSIDE". Brilliant!

keithbvadu2

(36,787 posts)

14. Jeff Sessions Has A Tell - CONAN on TBS

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 04:45 PM

Aug 2018

Jeff Sessions Has A Tell - CONAN on TBS

He does not need the antennae.

Achilleaze

(15,543 posts)

23. the republican Perjurer General is another role model for little russian-repubes tykes

Reply to keithbvadu2 (Reply #14)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 06:22 PM

Aug 2018

who will want to grow up lying just like their republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief & his republican Perjurer General.

Sad,

edbermac

(15,938 posts)

15. "Is it safe?"

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 04:46 PM

Aug 2018

Scurrilous

(38,687 posts)

17. K&R

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 04:53 PM

Aug 2018

BadGimp

(4,015 posts)

18. ELVIS HAUNTS MY TOASTER

Reply to Demovictory9 (Original post)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 05:07 PM

Aug 2018

LOL

Hunk-a Hunk-a Burin Toast!

oh, and YES Sessions is a Space Alien...

marble falls

(57,080 posts)

20. hunk a hunk burnin toast! N-i-i-ice. I'm gonna steal it.

Reply to BadGimp (Reply #18)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 05:27 PM

Aug 2018

Demovictory9

(32,453 posts)

21. sasquatch those pounds!

Reply to BadGimp (Reply #18)

Fri Aug 24, 2018, 05:43 PM

Aug 2018

marble falls

(57,080 posts)

19. The funny thing is the best thing about both rags are the covers. I only trust the Post a bit more..