today's nypost cover HA HA

[Demovictory9]

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[Achilleaze]

1. Dirty Donny* wants Geraldo to do The Safe-Opening Special

because Geraldo will inevitably be a gigantic republican a-hole, and thereby diffuse attention from republican top-of-the-shitheap moral turpitude, crime, and treason.

* aka republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[BigmanPigman]

13. Before I even read the comments

I thought about Geraldo and Capone's vault immediately. I hope there is more inside the safe than a 1920s Coke bottle.

[shenmue]

2. I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE ELVIS TOASTER

[redwitch]

4. Me too!

That cracked me up!

[montana_hazeleyes]

5. LOL!

[lagomorph777]

6. "Not Inside:"

Love those teasers!

[MoonRiver]

16. Show us the toast!

[jpak]

22. Here ya go...

[MoonRiver]

24. That's him alright!

[Totally Tunsie]

3. Ironic, isn't it?, that Pecker resembles Geraldo.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/78842/oral-history-30-years-ago-geraldo-rivera-opened-al-capones-vault

[lagomorph777]

7. That's because Geraldo resembles a Pecker.

[Totally Tunsie]

8. LOL

For that, you get the clap.

[lagomorph777]

10. Oh! Oh!

That's just evil!

[Squinch]

9. And that's the post. A Murdoch rag. No one likes donnie.

[NewJeffCT]

11. Donny is losing the NY Post

one of the most RW newspapers out there.

[PatSeg]

12. What a great cover

mocking The Enquirer!

"Enquiring Minds Want to Know" and "NOT INSIDE". Brilliant!

[keithbvadu2]

14. Jeff Sessions Has A Tell - CONAN on TBS

Jeff Sessions Has A Tell - CONAN on TBS

He does not need the antennae.

[Achilleaze]

23. the republican Perjurer General is another role model for little russian-repubes tykes

who will want to grow up lying just like their republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief & his republican Perjurer General.

Sad,

[edbermac]

15. "Is it safe?"

[Scurrilous]

17. K&R

[BadGimp]

18. ELVIS HAUNTS MY TOASTER

LOL

Hunk-a Hunk-a Burin Toast!

oh, and YES Sessions is a Space Alien...

[marble falls]

20. hunk a hunk burnin toast! N-i-i-ice. I'm gonna steal it.

[Demovictory9]

21. sasquatch those pounds!

[marble falls]

19. The funny thing is the best thing about both rags are the covers. I only trust the Post a bit more..

than the Enquirer.