Could We Try And Stay Classy Here Today?

[JimGinPA]

If not could we have more Pecker jokes?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. You picked the wrong day!

[pintobean]

2. Depends

[SummerSnow]

5. What size Depends? They do help with leaking

[catrose]

6. rofl

[dalton99a]

14. +1

[miss-nasty]

3. His pecker done leaked

Hopfully YUGE LEAKAGE!!

[True Dough]

4. That one is particularly clever, IMO

[Blue_true]

7. Some names just are golden for jokes.

Imagine having a lastname like Ass, tough to live that down. Pecker is not far from it.

[TexasTowelie]

8. But Aristus already promised us a major party on tonight's vodka/wine buzz thread.

[UTUSN]

9. O.K. bwah-ha you got me, thought it was going to be another topic.

It gets jumpy around here sometimes with some flaming and circular firing squad--ing.

[klook]

10. Pecker Gives Trump the Shaft! (nt)

[voteearlyvoteoften]

11. Oh yeh

[dalton99a]

12. Meh. That's a keeper

[PufPuf23]

13. As evidenced by your OP photo, we are experiencing a target rich environment.

Even at DU, some do not do classy that well. Cannot resist the opportunity when silence may be the most virtuous path.

[Liberal In Texas]

15. Made me laugh! n/t

[blueinredohio]

16. This was laugh out loud funny. The jokes write themselves.