Let's have your Best Pecker Heading

[malaise]

Best one I've seen

Prick taken down by his Pecker.

[bigtree]

1. Trump's Pecker Sings

...

[malaise]

3. LOL

[fierywoman]

2. Trump's Pecker leaks.

(I stole it from somewhere.)

[malaise]

4. Ha

STD!

[unblock]

5. Publishing pal pecker puts Putin's puppet in pickle

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. That IS mighty fine one.

I'm sure no one will try to pooh pooh it.

[malaise]

9. Damn that's good

Great stuff!

[oasis]

40. Love it!

[dchill]

54. +1,000,000!

Pulitzer Prize, Pal!

[Ilsa]

67. Wow! Love it! Wear out the P key on your keyboard! nt

[Glamrock]

6. Trump has a leaking Pecker. Drip, drip, drip....

[malaise]

13. Heheh eye

The irony

[LunaSea]

7. J. Edgar Pecker fingers Presidential Prick

[Lochloosa]

11. That's just..... wrong

[malaise]

14. Too good

[OnDoutside]

10. Pecker : I can't believe I acted like a dick.

[malaise]

16. This is the dick mafia

[honest.abe]

12. Pecker reams Trump

[malaise]

17. Oh Gawd!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

15. PECKER Remains firm........

[malaise]

18. Unlike the Cons

[lindysalsagal]

19. Pecker Seeks Opening for Judicial Relief

Oh, com ON! Only 2 recs???

[malaise]

21. Bwaaaaaaaah

[concreteblue]

20. "Tonight On Hannity:

Rudi Pounds Pecker!"

[malaise]

22. Hehehehe

[docgee]

52. Winner!

[Blue_true]

23. Pecker went soft on Trump. nt

[malaise]

25. Hehehehe

That name is a gift.

[Blue_true]

39. Sure is. nt

[Iterate]

24. Pecker Spills the Beans; Trump Faces Sticky Problem

[Sneederbunk]

26. Prosecutors Scare Pecker Stiff.

[Onyrleft]

27. If Drumpf had properly protected his Pecker,

that Pecker wouldn't be leaking now.

[Bradshaw3]

28. Feds squeeze Pecker; Pecker goes limp

[Fresh_Start]

29. Trump scared of his Pecker

Trump's Pecker is major source of concern

[True Dough]

30. Pecker: "Trump is the real knob and I've given him the shaft!"

[Doodley]

31. Trump"s Pecker Unleashed as MId-Term Erections Approach.

[The Genealogist]

32. Hands off Pecker: Immunity granted for Tabloid Publisher

[mainstreetonce]

33. Peckergate

Like Watergate but harder

[MoonRiver]

34. Pecker Pooper

[PDittie]

36. Pecker Squeezed

https://splinternews.com/pecker-squeezed-1828555504

[Fresh_Start]

37. Trump has no control over his Pecker nt

nt

[PDittie]

38. Trump tripped up by his own Pecker

http://bradblog.com/?p=12691

Literally (Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal payments by Michael Cohen) as well as figuratively.

[lindysalsagal]

41. Investigators Find That Ultimately, Pecker Is True Boss of Trump Enterprises.

It's just too easy....

[Zoonart]

42. Pecker pulls out!

Leaves deal unconsumated.

[malaise]

43. Can you imagine how this has enraged the Con-

Pecker singing and the snark surrounding it.

[Zoonart]

47. OMG He must be melting down.

Even for the King of chaos...this is spinning out of control.
That's the thing about narcissists though, they always believe that they can maintain control. In the end...it is that vacant confidence that is their Achilles heel.

[malaise]

55. This time he's out of his depth

Down he goes.

[Zoonart]

56. From your mouth, Mal.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

44. Pecker, getting off hard time, spills on Trump. . . . nt

[better]

45. Mueller grabs Trump by Pecker. When you're the SC, they let you do it.

[icaria]

48. oh the irony!

[ehrnst]

46. Pecker won't stand up for Trump.

[docgee]

53. Hahaha

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

49. TRUM NOW A PECKER CHECKER

[malaise]

50. DUers are brilliant

Great stuff!

[gibraltar72]

51. Handle with care.

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

57. Pecker says to Trump

It's been a hard days night ,Trump says me too. Pecker says hay Donald ,why don't we do it in the road . Trump says too many road blocks. Pecker says all you have to do is rise to the occasion . Donald says, did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickeled peppers? Pecker says wow, that's hot stuff. Trump says ya I know, maybe too hot to handle.

[Doodley]

58. Trump's Pecker Pissed as Golden Shower Stories Trickle Out.

[rusty fender]

59. Mueller picked a peck of purple peckers

[YessirAtsaFact]

60. Trump hurt by leaking pecker

[rusty fender]

61. Trump's got a flipping Pecker on his hands

[grumpyduck]

62. He of the little hands

lost control of his Pecker.

[njhoneybadger]

63. tRump's Pecker let him down

[Sancho]

64. National Enquirer's Pecker Exposed!

Hillary says she's seen it all before.

[MurrayDelph]

65. Trump's Pecker

Covers his Own Ass

[Initech]

66. Trump Picked A Pickled Pecker