Trump is NOT invited to McCain's funeral. What will Trump do to steal attention & make it about him?

[TheBlackAdder]

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Trump cannot stand when someone else is the center of attention.

He will stop at nothing to turn the lights and camera on him.


What craven thing will he do, during John McCain's funeral, to grab the spotlight?


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[donkeypoofed]

1. That was both fun AND funny!! Thanks!

[AJT]

2. He'll claim he turned the invitation down.

[Jake Stern]

12. Yup

He's going to claim he declined the invite because he didn't want to bring politics into the funeral.

He thinks that way he can save face AND get accolades for being thoughtful.

Sad part is that his cultists will dutifully parrot that like it was the gospel.

[lpbk2713]

3. Appear on Hannity's and Limbaugh's shows both on the same day.

It will be a reciprocal love fest.

[dchill]

4. All of the above, and then some?

[TexasTowelie]

5. Rant some more about Hillary's emails and her collusion.

[Cha]

13. Maybe throw President Obama in there, too.. since

he's supposedly giving one of the Eulogies?

[NurseJackie]

7. He'll deliver an impromptu eulogy in the Rotunda. Watch. You'll see.

[madamesilverspurs]

8. He'll pardon Manafort...

while they're playing TAPS.


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[TheBlackAdder]

9. Dang. That's plausible.

[Achilleaze]

19. That would fit for the deceitful republican family values role model*

Pissing on America's veterans and American justice at the same time,


* aka Dirty Donny, republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[radical noodle]

10. The way to get the attention

away from McCain and his family would be for him to resign, admit his guilt and be taken off to prison. That should do it.

[RockRaven]

11. Where's the "Poop his pants while throwing his golf clubs at a groundskeeper" option?

Is that included under "other"?

[Jake Stern]

14. Mark. My. Words.

He's going to vomit a tweet about how he declined the invitation so politics wouldn't be brought into the funeral.

His cultists will dutifully spread the word far and wide.

[VMA131Marine]

15. Oh Trump's going to live tweet the whole thing.

I wouldn't put it past him to hold a "rally/hatefest" at the same time, but I think even his staff will find a way to prevent him from doing that.

[MiniMe]

16. Can we have an "All of the Above" option?

[TheBlackAdder]

18. I forgot to add thaat one, and I don't think I can add it now.

[0rganism]

17. other: something we cannot yet imagine

i have no idea what it will be, only that it will be incredibly stupid, flop horribly, and possibly implicate him in further crimes. what little remains of our national pride and cultural norms prevents any from accurately forecasting his majestic idiocy, but whatever he does will surely propel the country further into our home made Sargasso sea of pariah-hood.

[TheBlackAdder]

20. Probably. Since we don't think on such a debased level, it might be something shocking.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

21. Fire off a bunch of inane tweets per usual n/t