What will be the best way to bury trump when he dies?

[Le Gaucher]

22 votes, 4 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Sea Burial .. Next to Bin Laden
	5 (23%)
	Cremate him and spread his ashes over Moscow
	2 (9%)
	Throw his body into Siberia
	1 (5%)
	Feed him to rabid dogs
	3 (14%)
	Shoot him off on "Space Force One" towards darkest part of known universe
	4 (18%)
	Make burgers and feed it to his base 'Fried Green Tomatoes" style.
	2 (9%)
	Your own ingenious idea to dispose the hideous toxic dump
	5 (23%)
	4 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[boston bean]

1. On a burning stake like all witches of course!!

[tonyt53]

2. I chose "pass". My option would be to dump him into a swamp. He'd be right at home with the slime.

[hvn_nbr_2]

75. I was thinking let him hang from the treason gallows till the buzzards finish him.

but dump him in the swamp is pretty good.

[Glamrock]

3. Drop his fat ass in a septic tank.

[Le Gaucher]

7. Burial + Camouflage ! Not bad

[mitch96]

61. I'm thinking of more creative ways...

Bury him head down,feet down with his ass sticking up and use his butt crack as a bike rack... yup, that would work...
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[exboyfil]

29. Old fashioned outhouse

was my vote.

[Loge23]

35. Another vote for the cesspool. (eom)

[YessirAtsaFact]

4. I chose pass

I’d like to see him launched into the sun, so he is broken down to constituent atoms to reduce the amount of skank in the universe.

[mnhtnbb]

5. I actually have a fantasy

that involves this. But since I don't want a visit from Agent Mike, I will keep it to myself.

[mysteryowl]

96. Good point. I understand your (potentially) legitmate fears of "agent Mike"

[VMA131Marine]

6. Launch him into orbit in a Tesla Roadster

As a warning to future alien visitors.

[trusty elf]

18. ......

[Afromania]

33. That's right, send his butt right back to the lizardpeople of Uglius 7.... postage due

[lagomorph777]

79. Wow!

awesome.

[Butterflylady]

20. No, the universe is so beautiful

I don't want his ugly a** degrading it. I voted for Siberia.

[RhodeIslandOne]

8. A potters grave

So no cemetery has to be disturbed by the lines of people coming to piss on it.

[Le Gaucher]

13. He can 'rest in piss'

[Totally Tunsie]

28. LOL - Wonderful.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

32. Photograph of tRump from 2017 while he was growing up

[Bernardo de La Paz]

30. Like Nixon imagined by B Kliban

[2naSalit]

9. I don't thin that even his ashes

are fit to soil this planet, send his carcass into the sun as mentioned above. Mother Earth should be free of his essence, and that goes for his spawn as well.

[lark]

10. I too chose pass and the scenario that he committed suicide after being indicted for treason.

I'd have an enormous world wide invitation to a Freedom Rings dance party. He'd be laid in the ground but covered with ultra thick glass so you could still see his bloated orange form and everyone could dance all night on top of him, burying hate and Russian influence, letting in the light of freedom. There's be tons and tons of lights and torches, great bands and would last for several days so all could have a chance to celebrate the defeat of official criminality, lies and grifting and taking back it's soul. All actions from illegal former thief in charge have been cancelled, including all nominations, and the VP is also guilty of crimes along with Speaker of the House and Majority Leader of Senate and all are removed from office.

[dustyscamp]

11. manure and piss is what he deserves

[Docreed2003]

12. What!! Cremation and flushing down the Golden Trump Tower toilet wasn't an option??

[hopeforchange2008]

14. Full Septic tank or Doggie Dooley

[NRaleighLiberal]

15. Flush his ashes down his golden throne

[Squinch]

16. Cats.

[dubyadiprecession]

17. He should go out in that classy Hitler style.

Suicide by handgun, partially creamated, and buried in a shallow grave in a dog park.

[Kablooie]

19. Put his body on display next to Lenin in Moscow.

[Thomas Hurt]

21. I expect him to demand he is buried in Arlington or that the fed gov't....

pay for some heinous and gaudy monument........it would not surprise me that expects a monument on par with a pyramid....he is that narcissistic.

Maybe they could bury him without a headstone under some stretch of the border fence.

[Totally Tunsie]

36. Damn - and he IS eligible only by virtue of being president.

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Every other interment requires honorable military service in some form.

How disgraceful if he were to sully this hallowed ground.

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[zipplewrath]

49. Yup

I'm hoping he chooses to be buried at his presidential "library" in some gaudy mausoleum. But I'm a bit worried he'll choose to be buried at Arlington.

[pecosbob]

22. Throw him in the cesspool/septic tank

[Neema]

23. I want him to be buried somewhere I can get close enough to take a piss on it.

Then dance.

[panader0]

24. Drop him where ever they dropped Bin Laden

[lpbk2713]

25. Dispose of him in the Everglades.

The gators and the pythons might not find him too distasteful.

And it would not be that far from his beloved Mar-a-Loogie.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. Like nuclear waste.

[redstatebluegirl]

27. Can you imagine the funeral and burial he would arrange for himself?

Lord you could not find enough gold to cover it.

[GemDigger]

31. Am going with Jerry Reeds' idea....

Tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp
Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou

[shanny]

34. quicklime in an unmarked location

drive a stake through the center of his chest (and whatever might reside in there) and burn cleansing herbs over the spot. A bonfire-sized heap would do, I think.

[Le Gaucher]

39. Or how about Hydro Flouric Acid .. Ala Breaking Bad.... Krazy8 will meet on the Other side.

Although pouring out the reduced cell tissues will be a challenge.

[Bleacher Creature]

37. Anyone remember the end of Gladiator?

Maximus was taken out of the arena as a hero, while Commodus was left behind to rot.

[Le Gaucher]

40. Perfect Analogy.. Hope someone makes a Photoshop outta that!

[Pope George Ringo II]

38. Build a dance hall over his grave.

We could charge admission and pay off the national debt.

[populistdriven]

41. Drop him in a North Korean rice paddy from a plane named "The Lethe".

Lethe is one of the five rivers of Hell means river of forgetfulness. Lethe was also the name of the Greek spirit of forgetfulness and oblivion, with whom the river was often identified. In Classical Greek, the word lethe literally means "oblivion", "forgetfulness", or "concealment".

[BSdetect]

42. Face down with rupert murdoch on top of him.

[Le Gaucher]

44. Lol ..would serve both of them right .. Maybe add Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to the pile

and you have a EPA Superfund Site.

[Ferrets are Cool]

43. Soylent Green factory?

Oh chit, he would poison the entire batch. They would have to sterilize the equipment afterwards.

[jayschool2013]

76. THIS n/t

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

45. Bury him before he dies!

That should be one of the options.

[alterfurz]

46. After impaling his corpse with multiple wooden stakes...

...and riddling it with silver bullets, Trump needs to be buried in a triple-lined & locked lead coffin at some desolate crossroads, guarded in all four directions by archangels with flaming swords. Believe me, people, it's the only way!

[Dave Starsky]

47. Sealed lead casket encased in 30' of concrete...

Buried at the bottom of the deepest abandoned copper mine in existence

With a tungsten plaque reading "KEEP AWAY!!! TOXIC WASTE!!!" In 100 languages--including ancient Greek, Latin, International Sign language, and Esperanto.

I was going to choose the space launch option, but there's a chance the rocket would explode and scatter his noxious elements into the Earth's atmosphere..

[Lucky Luciano]

48. I was going to say "other" - sea burial next to bin laden, but you thought of that first! nt

[flotsam]

50. Swiftly and silently N/T

[no_hypocrisy]

51. Up in the high cacti of Arizona for the buzzards.

Green burial is always best.

[redwitch]

52. With a stake through his heart. NT

[Initech]

66. But then the head vampire is still alive!

I'm talking about Putin of course!

[Flaleftist]

53. Yucca Mountain nt

[QC]

54. Is there a toilet big enough to flush him down? n/t

[LonePirate]

55. Given his penchant for increasing and not draining the swamp, feed him to some alligators.

I am sure they are hungry and he’s a big meal.

[hlthe2b]

56. Nuclear Waste dump, of course.

[Revanchist]

93. That's what I was going to say

Seal him up so he can't contaminate the evironment

[Doreen]

57. I say shoot him into space so he is no longer contaminating

our planet.

[Le Gaucher]

60. That was my intent too ..also I didnt want him defiling our life giving sun

Or his shadow from starlight..

So off to the darkest and coldest part of space he goes.

[Tikki]

58. Cremate him so ivanka can keep him within reach of her bed...side.

Tikki

[Kaleva]

59. Feed his bloated carcass to a starving polar bear.

[kysrsoze]

62. Under a massive spitoon with a hole in the bottom.

[John Fante]

63. Launch him into space

and as far away from our planet as possible. Let him rot out there.

[Le Gaucher]

91. We will have send a pack of anerobic bacteria as well ..

Else his body will become extremely well preserved

[wasupaloopa]

64. I would let his dead body rot somewhere

a majority support him. Let him puff up until he pops and his rotting corpse stinks up the area for weeks and weeks.

[Le Gaucher]

68. How is that different from what he is doing now?

[wasupaloopa]

88. Not much

[Initech]

65. Space force! Space force!

[JPK]

67. Whatever happens to his shriveled corpse one thing is sure

Wherever his grave will be, like his star on HW Blvd, it will be eternally be the object of patriotic vandals rightly trashing it. His remains will not rest easy.

[GoCubsGo]

69. Dig a hole, toss him in it, and build an outhouse over it.

Might want to line the hole so that all of his toxicity doesn't leak into the water table, however.

[LiberalFighter]

72. You might get infected.

[LiberalFighter]

70. CDC Infectious Disease

[LiberalFighter]

71. Chernobly

[ornotna]

73. Prop him up at his dining room table in tRump tower

With a bucket of KFC and seal the door. The perfect tomb for him. He'll be surrounded with all the things he loves for his afterlife. They may have to chain Ivanka in another chair to get her to stay.

[RichardRay]

74. Quietly, without ceremony.

Anyone who wants to attend certainly may. The rest of the world ignores the event completely.

[Major Nikon]

77. The correct answer is...

Who fucking cares? The only thing I need to know is where's the party.

[lagomorph777]

78. Thanks for including my choice - "Bin Laden style".

[meadowlander]

80. Very special episode of Shark Week

[central scrutinizer]

81. Fargo method

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[bigbrother05]

82. Compressed into a diamond in honor of one of my dad's favorite expressions

Then he would be forever "shining like a diamond in a goat's ass"

[leftyladyfrommo]

83. He is so crooked they will have to screw him into

the ground.

[A HERETIC I AM]

84. Yup

Was just gonna say the same thing.

Years ago I had an interaction with a Buick Dealer in Rock Springs, Wyoming. I went back to RS subsequently and asked a local what happened to the guy. I was told


"He committed suicide"

"Really?" I asked.

"Yup. Shot himself 3 times. He's buried in the town cemetery in the smallest plot. They just screwed him in"

As it turned out, he was so hated by everyone, that when he was killed (presumably by an abused wife) the old "Frontier Justice" effect came into play. The Police literally let it go and didn't bring charges because he was such an enormous asshole and there wasn't anyone in town who gave a fuck that he was dead.

[eppur_se_muova]

85. Dumped in a NJ swamp, traditional mobster style. nt

[phylny]

86. Private burial, no pomp and circumstance,

get him out of our sight and psyches as soon as possible.

[bluedigger]

87. I would like to memorialize him with a statue in the Rose Garden.

They can put it right where we handed him the blindfold and cigarette.

[Paladin]

89. Close enough to me that I can conveniently piss on his grave. (nt)

[Totally Tunsie]

90. Wherever Hoffa is buried, never to be seen or heard about again.

[MariaCSR]

92. i like what this tweet suggests:

Link to tweet

?s=19

[crazycatlady]

94. Let pussies grab his body

I'm talking big ones like lions and tigers

[mysteryowl]

95. I like how the Tibetian Monks had to do it

I think it was the monks, anyway, they could not bury their dead so they put them out for the wildlife to eat.