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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Onion crushes Ted Cruz in one tweet
New Ted Cruz Campaign Ad Features His Kids Begging For Beto ORourke To Be Their New Dad
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The Onion crushes Ted Cruz in one tweet (Original Post)
Julian Englis
Aug 2018
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Gothmog
(145,489 posts)1. I love the Onion
Glamrock
(11,802 posts)2. Ouch!
I'm torn between, "Man, that's a low blow." And Hahaha! "Fuck Ted Cruz."
Beautiful girls though. The fates were kind. They take after mama.
maddiemom
(5,106 posts)3. What? When you compare her to Melania, Donald thinks that makes him a better man...or something.
Glamrock
(11,802 posts)6. Well yeah!
He's the most shallow motherfucker on the planet. He believes all beauty is on the outside. Some of us are more evolved.....
samnsara
(17,634 posts)7. i was thinking the same thing.. they are beautiful..like their mom..
Glamrock
(11,802 posts)9. Lucky for them
Here's the alternative
What did Grandpa Munster do to warrant that kind of beat down?
Lucky Luciano
(11,258 posts)15. Almost exactly what I thought! Haha.
In the end, fuck Ted Cruz wins out.
Glamrock
(11,802 posts)16. yeah brother
Turns out thats where I land too.....
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)4. K&R
JHan
(10,173 posts)5. lol
hibbing
(10,109 posts)8. Wow, that is funny!
B Stieg
(2,410 posts)10. And the Age of Unnoticed Irony continues... (nt)
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)11. This BLR episode is from 2016
It is still as relevant and funny now, as it was then.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)12. Crying from laughter!
Julian Englis
(2,309 posts)20. Hee!
Power 2 the People
(2,437 posts)13. The Onion may be on to something
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|]keithbvadu2
(36,883 posts)14. She must be the wife Trump called ugly.
She must be the wife Trump called ugly.
The same Trump that Rafael begs to come support him.
'Honey, would you kiss Donald's ass for me?'
UTUSN
(70,725 posts)17. K&R