Liz Corkin says that her fingers were cut off because Hillary Clinton put a spell on her because she

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Liz Corkin says that her fingers were cut off because Hillary Clinton put a spell on her because she's into witchcraft.. and now there's a "hit" out on her.. 😂😂😂😂 And you people wonder why we call you idiots?!

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Liz Crokin Blames Her Surfing Injury On A Spell Cast By Hillary Clinton
Kyle MantylaBy Kyle Mantyla | August 29, 2018 3:17 pm

Last week, right-wing “journalist” and fringe conspiracy theorist Liz Crokin lost the tips of two of her fingers in a surfing accident which she is blaming on a spell that may have been cast on her by Hillary Clinton.

Last night, Crokin posted a video on YouTube recounting her accident, which happened when the surfboard that she was holding by a rope was forcefully pulled away by a crashing wave, severing parts of two fingers. While she realizes that it was probably “just a freak accident,” that didn’t stop her from also asserting that it may have been the result of a curse that had been placed on her by Hillary Clinton or artist Marina Abramović or some other “witch” that is targeting her due to her efforts to expose the secret satanic cannibalistic pedophile cult that supposedly runs the world.

“These people that I expose engage in witchcraft,” Crokin said. “You know, the people like Marina Abramović, the people like Hillary Clinton, [the people] from the deep state articles that are getting ready to write a hit piece on me right now. Well, look it up. Look it up. Do research on Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and their trip to Haiti and how—I think it was on their honeymoon—they admitted to doing voodoo there together. Research Marina Abramović; she talks about the rituals she does, she’s an occultist.”

“All these people dabble in witchcraft and spirit cooking,” she added. “So, do these people do witchcraft against me? Of course they do. And I wouldn’t be surprised if they were casting spells on me the night before.”............................................

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[LandOfHopeAndDreams]

1. Why Didn't She Use A Spell To Win The Election?

I guess Hillary used up all her powers taking Liz's fingers, and had none left to make a spell to get enough electoral votes.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. That's the only logical explanation.

[saidsimplesimon]

5. Are we back to witches?

Christine Odonnell, " I am not a witch."

[lunasun]

11. Yes we are !!

https://m.youtube.com/hwatch?v=PpwueJKa8-E

[riversedge]

7. good question. Had not thought of that.

[pecosbob]

2. Rookie boatman's mistake...epic tin foil rant...angry Democrats eating babies

and whatever the f*ck 'spirit-cooking' is...wait, I don't even want to know.

[Cirque du So-What]

4. If you really believe in that stuff, Liz,

wouldn't it behoove you to STFU?

[struggle4progress]

6. "Because, y'know, nobody ever lost fingers in an accident before Hillary started casting spells"

[DBoon]

8. "She turned me into a newt..."

"... but I got better"

[C_U_L8R]

9. It's true

Some actually turned Trump into a toad.

[The Genealogist]

10. The question on everyone's mind: did Hillary wiggle her nose like Samantha...

or was it more of a dramatic performance, like Endora?