Damn, I thought the military parade was canceled

[MariaCSR]

It's just postponed.

[onecaliberal]

1. That piece of shit cancelled raises for federal gov workers but has money for a parade.

The people who vote for this are too stupid to breathe.

[Retrograde]

8. But the parade is for him!

Those federal employees should be happy just to bask in his aura.

[fierywoman]

2. Hold this thought: he won't be in office anymore at the postponed-to date.

[MariaCSR]

6. That's what I'm hoping.

[NCTraveler]

3. No one knows when he is going to be impeached.

With proper plans in place our military can make it happen within a week. My guess, the weekend following his impeachment.

[brooklynite]

4. "postponed" can mean "...until you've forgotten about it"

[Doc_Technical]

5. Military parade canceled,

General Scheisskopf inconsolable.

[smirkymonkey]

7. Heh, Heh!

[maxrandb]

9. So the military parade is exactly like the North Korea deal