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PCIntern

(25,544 posts)
Thu Aug 30, 2018, 10:22 PM Aug 2018

"Federal workers are not here legally you know...

Along with the Native Americans which is, you know, an oxymoron. Now I know what the word “moron” means...I’ve heard enough in my life you can believe me, and an oxymoron is someone who’s stupid who breathes oxygen. Now there’s no one who gives off more methane than I do, I invented methane you know....many people don’t know this. This is why I’ve created the Space Force, so we can exclusively sell the methane which they say they have found on Jupiter. Jupiter is the largest of the planets and so we are thinking of renaming it Trump since we own it and it’s the biggest. I’ll talk to Congress about this or sign an order. I’m thinking about it, believe me. I’m going to Mount Rushmore tomorrow because everybody wants my face on it instead of Franklin’s”

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"Federal workers are not here legally you know... (Original Post) PCIntern Aug 2018 OP
please tell me he didn't really say that mercuryblues Aug 2018 #1
What do u think? Nt PCIntern Aug 2018 #2
I so want to say he didn't mercuryblues Aug 2018 #3
I take credit PCIntern Aug 2018 #4
Phew. LOL mercuryblues Aug 2018 #5
He'll say it tomorrow. fierywoman Aug 2018 #6
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