Trump Making Plans For His Funeral Says He Is.....

[global1]

not inviting John McCain.

[mshasta]

1. Good one

[dalton99a]

2. 1.5 million will attend

[PatSeg]

6. "Biggest crowd to attend a funeral, PERIOD!"

[jayschool2013]

9. I'll go

to dance on his fucking grave.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. It will be biggest funeral in many a MOON. . . . nt

[2naSalit]

16. ...with full bladders

eager for relief!!!

[uponit7771]

17. ... to dance on his grave, the line will be 1423432 kajallion miles long !!!

[MontanaMama]

3. OMG! Laughing out loud.

Just the kinda thing he would do too. 🤣

[Funtatlaguy]

4. Or Frederick Douglas

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

5. hahahaha... good one!

[Afromania]

7. The Lizard people are going to come and take him back to their home planet.

[highplainsdem]

8. And he'll have a YUUUUGE pyramid. It will be the BEST pyramid.

[MineralMan]

11. Also, a high, unclimbable wall around his grave to prevent

people from pissing on it.

[magicarpet]

13. Oh,.. I heard,... rather than a granite grave stone they intended to put a port-a-potty...

.... so visitors could more easily shit and piss on his grave.

[lpbk2713]

12. He can do whatever he wants AFAIC.

As long as he does it quickly.

[rsdsharp]

14. Yogi had it right.

"If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't go to yours."

[UTUSN]

15. I thought it was saying, making plans for McCAIN's funeral: Golfing & being directed by PUTEEN.

[ProudLib72]

18. When is this shindig? I need to eat some burritos with plenty of hot sauce!