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Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:23 PM

Best. Sign. Ever.



Well, maybe not the best EVER, because there have been some great ones, but this is really good!

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Reply Best. Sign. Ever. (Original post)
Amaryllis Sep 2018 OP
Different Drummer Sep 2018 #1
True Dough Sep 2018 #2
montana_hazeleyes Sep 2018 #3
democratisphere Sep 2018 #4
List left Sep 2018 #5
dae Sep 2018 #6
Cha Sep 2018 #8
eggplant Sep 2018 #13
dae Sep 2018 #16
eggplant Sep 2018 #32
dae Sep 2018 #40
bigtime Sep 2018 #43
dae Sep 2018 #44
bigtime Sep 2018 #47
dae Sep 2018 #51
stopwastingmymoney Sep 2018 #45
dae Sep 2018 #53
qwlauren35 Sep 2018 #52
dae Sep 2018 #54
Cha Sep 2018 #7
apkhgp Sep 2018 #9
SunSeeker Sep 2018 #10
iluvtennis Sep 2018 #15
SunSeeker Sep 2018 #33
SergeStorms Sep 2018 #56
KentuckyWoman Sep 2018 #28
SunSeeker Sep 2018 #29
warmfeet Sep 2018 #11
RestoreAmerica2020 Sep 2018 #12
marble falls Sep 2018 #14
DFW Sep 2018 #37
marble falls Sep 2018 #39
BigmanPigman Sep 2018 #49
pazzyanne Sep 2018 #17
catrose Sep 2018 #18
Laura PourMeADrink Sep 2018 #19
Amaryllis Sep 2018 #20
Pope George Ringo II Sep 2018 #26
Garrett78 Sep 2018 #31
DFW Sep 2018 #38
Pope George Ringo II Sep 2018 #41
ProudLib72 Sep 2018 #21
Grassy Knoll Sep 2018 #22
jmowreader Sep 2018 #23
Garrett78 Sep 2018 #30
sandensea Sep 2018 #24
NastyRiffraff Sep 2018 #25
Pope George Ringo II Sep 2018 #42
KentuckyWoman Sep 2018 #27
BigmanPigman Sep 2018 #50
proglib217 Sep 2018 #34
smirkymonkey Sep 2018 #35
Throck Sep 2018 #36
IronLionZion Sep 2018 #46
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Sep 2018 #48
calimary Sep 2018 #55

Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:24 PM

1. Good one! K&R! n/t

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:27 PM

2. Harder to say who's more full of gas

The station or the president.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:29 PM

3. they know they are never going to have to give out free gas!

Love the sign.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:35 PM

4. Safe Bet!

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:52 PM

5. That day will never come

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:57 PM

6. You have a better chance of winning the Powerball without buying a ticket.

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Response to dae (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:58 PM

8. lol

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Response to dae (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 10:32 PM

13. To be fair...

...the odds of winning powerball with a ticket is insignificantly better than winning without a ticket.

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Response to eggplant (Reply #13)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 10:51 PM

16. Insignificant yes but nonetheless better. :) BTW, I really admire your

low post number. I joined DU in Jan or Feb 2002 and arrogantly thought I had the lowest number of posts for my length of time here, so congratulations!

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Response to dae (Reply #16)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 02:19 AM

32. Together, we will (very slowly) rule the world!

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Response to eggplant (Reply #32)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 09:24 AM

40. LOL

You should definitely post more, much more.

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Response to dae (Reply #16)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 12:44 PM

43. I joined DU in 2001

Itís a pleasure to meet you, fellow slow posters!

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Response to bigtime (Reply #43)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 01:49 PM

44. Glad you posted bigtime, so far you win.

I first read about DU on Bartcop.com in 2001 and lurked for months before joining in Ď02.

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Response to dae (Reply #44)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 03:35 PM

47. Bartcop was the pioneer of high quality snark

Led the way online, let no bullshit go unchallenged, mocked the morans unmercifully. He never sold me on tequila drinkin however. I miss Bartcop.

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Response to bigtime (Reply #47)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 07:40 PM

51. High end tequila is wasted on me, other than that Terry Coppage

was the man.

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Response to bigtime (Reply #43)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 02:03 PM

45. 2004 here

Lurking for a couple of years before that. I'm a reader more than a writer.

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Response to stopwastingmymoney (Reply #45)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 07:47 PM

53. I know what you mean stopwastingmymoney. :)

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Response to dae (Reply #16)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 07:45 PM

52. Let me think for a minute.

I joined when Kerry was running, started by supporting Dean. How long ago was that?

My views don't go over well. So I do a lot more reading than writing.

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Response to qwlauren35 (Reply #52)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 07:58 PM

54. Was a Deaniac as well, another unpleasant time. :)

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 09:58 PM

7. Brawawawaaaaaa.. You're right! lol

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 10:03 PM

9. Great sign

Retailers across the country should start putting this up. Could signify the beginning of an upswing in sales. I think that was a promise 45 made in his campaign.


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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 10:04 PM

10. I loved this sign as McCain's coffin was driven from the National Cathedral today:

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #10)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 10:41 PM

15. Love it.

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Response to iluvtennis (Reply #15)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 02:21 AM

33. And this guy...

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #33)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 08:21 PM

56. That guy hounded Manafort...

just about every day, until Manafort stepped on his dick and got caught jury tampering, that is. I don't know where he went after that, but I'm guessing it wasn't a Trump rally.

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #10)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 01:31 AM

28. I didn't like it.

McCain didn't want that fucker anywhere near his proceedings. The sign guy's heart was in the right place but at least wait until the family is past that point so they don't have to look at that name on this of all days. Just hold it back 5 more seconds.

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Response to KentuckyWoman (Reply #28)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 01:39 AM

29. That sign didn't put Trump in the proceedings any more than Meghan invoking MAGA did.

I doubt the family was offended seeing that sign, considering it was just saying in 5 words what all the eulogies had just said.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 10:08 PM

11. There is a better chance

of winning the lottery and being struck by lightning on the same day. Pretty safe bet.

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Response to warmfeet (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 10:27 PM

12. Witty, very witty quip indeed!

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 10:38 PM

14. That's some expensive gaspline! A dollar cheaper out here.

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Response to marble falls (Reply #14)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 06:32 AM

37. Sounds cheap enough to me

Where I live, it's "down" to $6.24 (was $7.50 a couple of years ago).

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Response to DFW (Reply #37)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 07:55 AM

39. Hawaii or Alaska, or Austaralia?

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Response to marble falls (Reply #39)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 05:38 PM

49. I think it's Germany.

Europe's gas has always been very expensive.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 11:03 PM

17. Cute advertizing that is 100% fool proof.

Not insinuating that tRump is a fool.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 11:08 PM

18. But tomorrow...never comes

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 11:11 PM

19. Do you know where that is ?

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #19)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 11:18 PM

20. No, just got it off twitter. FRiend sent the jpg with no link so i searched for it and it popped up

on twitter.

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Response to Amaryllis (Reply #20)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 12:33 AM

26. I'm sort of assuming it's an old photoshop from the last oil price spike

I've been a couple of years since I paid anywhere near that price for gas, but I'm not traveling as much as I used to.

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Response to Pope George Ringo II (Reply #26)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 01:42 AM

31. That could be, but the average price in CA right now is above that. Our local Costco is at $3.49.

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Response to Garrett78 (Reply #31)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 06:37 AM

38. On Cape Cod, Mass. it was something silimar when we were there last month.

It still beats the $6.24 we currently pay here.

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Response to Garrett78 (Reply #31)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 11:34 AM

41. Fair enough.

I knew it would be more expensive up there, but didn't think it would be a dollar more.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 11:43 PM

21. How many times has the manager had to argue with a deplorable

"Yes, according to 99.9% of the world, Rump said something incredibly stupid today. No, it doesn't matter what your opinion is."

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 11:45 PM

22. Please Tell Me This Is A Deep Red State

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 11:50 PM

23. Asking for a friend: Does anyone know where this is?

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #23)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 01:40 AM

30. Probably somewhere here in Cali. Our Costco right now is at $3.49.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sat Sep 1, 2018, 11:59 PM

24. Sound business policy if there ever was one.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 12:23 AM

25. Good bet for the gas station

It's unlikely they'll be giving out free gas.

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Response to NastyRiffraff (Reply #25)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 11:34 AM

42. What if he has a stroke?

They'll be out of business in a week.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 01:26 AM

27. $3.45. Yikes

That makes my wallet hurt.

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Response to KentuckyWoman (Reply #27)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 05:40 PM

50. That is the going rate in Southern CA.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 05:30 AM

34. I don't think that gas station will be giving out free gas any time soon

 

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 05:36 AM

35. Ha ha! That's great!

I think they're safe.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 06:12 AM

36. Holy crap what city is that?

Worst gas prices currently.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 02:35 PM

46. There will be epic rejoicing when that bastard is finally removed from office

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 04:28 PM

48. The only thing to improve it would be to add, "3,454 Lies and Still Counting."

Of course, that would mean going out and changing the sign seven times a day, so it's probably too much work. Maybe they need one of those electronic signs that update automatically, like the National Debt sign.



Sadly, this sign committed suicide after the Repugs passed Donnie Two Scoops' tax bill.

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Response to Amaryllis (Original post)

Sun Sep 2, 2018, 08:19 PM

55. This is STELLAR!!!

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