Best. Sign. Ever.

[Amaryllis]

Well, maybe not the best EVER, because there have been some great ones, but this is really good!

[Different Drummer]

1. Good one! K&R! n/t

[True Dough]

2. Harder to say who's more full of gas

The station or the president.

[montana_hazeleyes]

3. they know they are never going to have to give out free gas!

Love the sign.

[democratisphere]

4. Safe Bet!

[List left]

5. That day will never come

[dae]

6. You have a better chance of winning the Powerball without buying a ticket.

[Cha]

8. lol

[eggplant]

13. To be fair...

...the odds of winning powerball with a ticket is insignificantly better than winning without a ticket.

[dae]

16. Insignificant yes but nonetheless better. :) BTW, I really admire your

low post number. I joined DU in Jan or Feb 2002 and arrogantly thought I had the lowest number of posts for my length of time here, so congratulations!

[eggplant]

32. Together, we will (very slowly) rule the world!

[dae]

40. LOL

You should definitely post more, much more.

[bigtime]

43. I joined DU in 2001

It’s a pleasure to meet you, fellow slow posters!

[dae]

44. Glad you posted bigtime, so far you win.

I first read about DU on Bartcop.com in 2001 and lurked for months before joining in ‘02.

[bigtime]

47. Bartcop was the pioneer of high quality snark

Led the way online, let no bullshit go unchallenged, mocked the morans unmercifully. He never sold me on tequila drinkin however. I miss Bartcop.

[dae]

51. High end tequila is wasted on me, other than that Terry Coppage

was the man.

[stopwastingmymoney]

45. 2004 here

Lurking for a couple of years before that. I'm a reader more than a writer.

[dae]

53. I know what you mean stopwastingmymoney. :)

[qwlauren35]

52. Let me think for a minute.

I joined when Kerry was running, started by supporting Dean. How long ago was that?

My views don't go over well. So I do a lot more reading than writing.

[dae]

54. Was a Deaniac as well, another unpleasant time. :)

[Cha]

7. Brawawawaaaaaa.. You're right! lol

[apkhgp]

9. Great sign

Retailers across the country should start putting this up. Could signify the beginning of an upswing in sales. I think that was a promise 45 made in his campaign.

[SunSeeker]

10. I loved this sign as McCain's coffin was driven from the National Cathedral today:

[iluvtennis]

15. Love it.

[SunSeeker]

33. And this guy...

[SergeStorms]

56. That guy hounded Manafort...

just about every day, until Manafort stepped on his dick and got caught jury tampering, that is. I don't know where he went after that, but I'm guessing it wasn't a Trump rally.

[KentuckyWoman]

28. I didn't like it.

McCain didn't want that fucker anywhere near his proceedings. The sign guy's heart was in the right place but at least wait until the family is past that point so they don't have to look at that name on this of all days. Just hold it back 5 more seconds.

[SunSeeker]

29. That sign didn't put Trump in the proceedings any more than Meghan invoking MAGA did.

I doubt the family was offended seeing that sign, considering it was just saying in 5 words what all the eulogies had just said.

[warmfeet]

11. There is a better chance

of winning the lottery and being struck by lightning on the same day. Pretty safe bet.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

12. Witty, very witty quip indeed!

[marble falls]

14. That's some expensive gaspline! A dollar cheaper out here.

[DFW]

37. Sounds cheap enough to me

Where I live, it's "down" to $6.24 (was $7.50 a couple of years ago).

[marble falls]

39. Hawaii or Alaska, or Austaralia?

[BigmanPigman]

49. I think it's Germany.

Europe's gas has always been very expensive.

[pazzyanne]

17. Cute advertizing that is 100% fool proof.

Not insinuating that tRump is a fool.

[catrose]

18. But tomorrow...never comes

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. Do you know where that is ?

[Amaryllis]

20. No, just got it off twitter. FRiend sent the jpg with no link so i searched for it and it popped up

on twitter.

[Pope George Ringo II]

26. I'm sort of assuming it's an old photoshop from the last oil price spike

I've been a couple of years since I paid anywhere near that price for gas, but I'm not traveling as much as I used to.

[Garrett78]

31. That could be, but the average price in CA right now is above that. Our local Costco is at $3.49.

[DFW]

38. On Cape Cod, Mass. it was something silimar when we were there last month.

It still beats the $6.24 we currently pay here.

[Pope George Ringo II]

41. Fair enough.

I knew it would be more expensive up there, but didn't think it would be a dollar more.

[ProudLib72]

21. How many times has the manager had to argue with a deplorable

"Yes, according to 99.9% of the world, Rump said something incredibly stupid today. No, it doesn't matter what your opinion is."

[Grassy Knoll]

22. Please Tell Me This Is A Deep Red State

[jmowreader]

23. Asking for a friend: Does anyone know where this is?

[Garrett78]

30. Probably somewhere here in Cali. Our Costco right now is at $3.49.

[sandensea]

24. Sound business policy if there ever was one.

[NastyRiffraff]

25. Good bet for the gas station

It's unlikely they'll be giving out free gas.

[Pope George Ringo II]

42. What if he has a stroke?

They'll be out of business in a week.

[KentuckyWoman]

27. $3.45. Yikes

That makes my wallet hurt.

[BigmanPigman]

50. That is the going rate in Southern CA.

[proglib217]

34. I don't think that gas station will be giving out free gas any time soon

[smirkymonkey]

35. Ha ha! That's great!

I think they're safe.

[Throck]

36. Holy crap what city is that?

Worst gas prices currently.

[IronLionZion]

46. There will be epic rejoicing when that bastard is finally removed from office

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

48. The only thing to improve it would be to add, "3,454 Lies and Still Counting."

Of course, that would mean going out and changing the sign seven times a day, so it's probably too much work. Maybe they need one of those electronic signs that update automatically, like the National Debt sign.



Sadly, this sign committed suicide after the Repugs passed Donnie Two Scoops' tax bill.

[calimary]

55. This is STELLAR!!!