ROSEANNE BARR - I'M DONE WITH THE U.S. ... I'm Moving to Israel

[left-of-center2012]

Roseanne Barr is throwing in the towel and leaving the U.S.

Barr appeared on Rabbi Shmuley's podcast and said she's headed for Israel ... first she says for a few months to study, but then she talks about a full-on move -- "I have an opportunity to go to Israel for a few months and study with my favorite teachers over there, and that's where I'm going to go and probably move somewhere there and study with my favorite teachers."

Barr says she made a "fatal mistake" -- apologizing for her racist comment about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett. She says when the left gets hold of an apology from someone on the other side of the political spectrum they don't let it go and eventually destroy their adversary.

Barr, who is a deeply religious Jew, goes on to say, "I have some mental health issues and depression and stuff. I got to stay in the middle or I'll go dark and I don't want to go dark again."

John Goodman just said Roseanne's gonna be killed off at the beginning of the reboot, "The Conners." As for moving to Israel, Barr says, "I have saved a few pennies and I'm so lucky I can go."

http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/03/roseanne-barr-moving-to-israel/#

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Don't let the door slap you on the ass as you leave.

[tonyt53]

9. Exactly what I was thinking.

[brush]

41. Israel might not want her.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

67. Yiddish for "butt" is "tuches."

As in, " Don't let the door slap you on the tuches as you leave."

[ProudLib72]

72. Actually, that's a Yiddishized version of the Hebrew word "tachat"

And I got in trouble for using it with my Yiddish professor. She was very proper. I asked her what word I should use and she told me, "hinten".

[Initech]

2. Bye!!!!!

[tymorial]

3. Later.

[NastyRiffraff]

4. And don't come back!

It's Israel's turn to have the joy of you, Roseanne. You and Bibi should become best buds.

[hlthe2b]

5. Best thing, frankly... Not defending her, but geebus. She NEEDS to be gone,

out of public eye, off twitter and hopefully faded into the past...

If Israel wants her, so be it. Sorry, Palestinians.

[Hortensis]

33. For us, definitely! But poor Israel,

and Palestinians, no decent people anywhere would want her. Israel's hard, Rosanne-type right will no doubt welcome another bigoted troublemaker into their ranks, though.

[DeminPennswoods]

6. Contrast her to another

deeply religious female Jewish actress, Mayim Bialik.

[VMA131Marine]

78. Mayim Bialik has played footsie with the anti-vaxxer movement

She now says her kids are vaccinated, but it's not at all clear if they have had the full recommended regimen of childhood vaccinations.

[Doodley]

7. "Mental health issues." Is that going to be Trump's excuse for being a racist too?

[Me.]

8. Rabbi Shmuley

pretty much says it all

[Hortensis]

39. Lol, the author of "Kosher Lust: Love Is Not the Answer"?

I went and grabbed this from back in 2014 because this attention-seeking creep is a hoot in a tiny dose from a large distance. I didn't realize Roseanne knew him.

From Haaretz: Could Rabbi Shmuley Boteach Please Get Out of Our Beds Already?
Jewish sex-pert's new book 'Kosher Lust: Love Is Not the Answer' is exploding in his face with charges ranging from closeted misogyny to promoting rape culture.

"...in which he makes the pitch that “it is not love, but lust that is the glue of a marriage.”

He promises that if we all follow his lead, we will “restore lust to its rightful place as the central pillar of marriage.”

It all sounds awfully familiar.

But this time, the reaction is different. 2014 is not 1999. These days, women - Jewish women in particular - have little tolerance for a male ultra-Orthodox rabbi telling them what they want - and they are giving him a piece of their minds online and across social media.

And make no mistake - Boteach is, quite literally, telling married women what they want. Specifically, in a column he penned in The Huffington Post titled, naturally, “What Women Really Want.”

And what do (presumably all) women want in Boteach-world? “Women are not looking just for love in a marriage; they are primarily looking for lust. A woman wants to be wanted, needs to be needed, desires to be desired. A woman does not go into marriage principally to be loved; she goes into marriage to be lusted after …. This is what a woman thirsts to hear more than anything: "I desire you. I want to be physical with you. Your beauty is overwhelming to me. I cannot control myself around you. I find myself thinking about you constantly and I have to have you - I don't care what the consequences are. I don't care if we don't go to sleep tonight and we have to get the kids to school in the morning; there are no physical considerations that can suppress my desire for you." That's what women want and need to hear; that's what will melt a woman, because it taps into her core desire.”

https://www.haaretz.com/.premium-rabbi-shmuley-botech-get-out-of-our-beds-1.5248672

Yuck! 1999 wasn't his 1999. I wish him and Roseanne each other, lots and lots of each other.

[Me.]

48. Good Heavens...Yuck Is Certainly The Word

I remember the controversy when Booker and he teamed up for a while, a kind of opposites thing. Don't notice it continuing.

[JHan]

77. wtf did I just read .. LMAO..

ugh. the cringe.

[lpbk2713]

10. Please forget to write.

And just leave and don't come back.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Good. Give Bibi our best.

[Loryn]

12. Okay, fine, bye

[magicarpet]

13. Bye-bye... don't come back !

Could you take the trDump Crime Family Syndicate with you ?

[dlk]

14. Ta Ta...

[miss-nasty]

15. Bye Felecia

Thanks for leaving, trash!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

16. If she thinks apologizing is a mistake, try refusing to apologize. She's doubling down on the stupid

[dameatball]

17. So, Tom Arnold is actually going to outlast her???

[samplegirl]

18. Go

Just go!

[BlueJac]

19. Sounds like a good idea...

see ya!

[imanamerican63]

20. Will she sing their national anthem any better than she did our?

[Paladin]

21. Good. (nt)

[spanone]

22. another poor widdle victim

[helpisontheway]

23. Bye! Move your racist @ss to Russia..take 45 with you! Nt

[Kaleva]

24. What sect does she belong to where she qualifies as being "deeply religious"?

from the article:

"Barr, who is a deeply religious Jew,"

[obamanut2012]

66. She isn't, and never has been

She was raised LDS, and as an adult has not been devout at all, even dressing up as Hitler taking a tray of burned cookies out of the oven in a photo for a most un-devout Jewish "comedy" mag.

She also is a many-times divorced woman who is currently living in sin, and has had an illegitimate child (I do not think any of this is a sin, but it is to a devout Jew).

She literally has never made her Jewish identity or her religion as part of anything about her life.

[Sgent]

83. She's not "deeply religious"

in any sense of the word.

She is apparently an Jewish in that her maternal grandmother was Jewish, but she has never practiced in any accepted stream of Judaism I could find.


What little I did find says she was/is active in the Kabballah Center, which has been denounced by every accepted stream of Judaism.

[Scurrilous]

25. I feel sorry for Israel.

[sakabatou]

26. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

[Kingofalldems]

27. She'll be back within months if not weeks.

[calimary]

28. Buh-BYE.

[Frustratedlady]

29. Hopefully, she learned her lesson...and, remembers it. Bye!

[mr_lebowski]

30. A deeply religious Jew?

Wait, are you SURE that's THIS person?

Cause, I dunno but it KINDA seems like ... oh heck what do I know ... they're probably foreigners, with ways different than our own ...

[MFM008]

81. What kind of

Maggot finds such a thing funny??

[kacekwl]

31. No, the U.S. Is done with you.

Bye.😉

[LSFL]

32. I believe Sherman Hemsley said it best as George Jefferson.

"Don't let the door knob hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"

Take some of your shit heel friends with you. You aspire to being garbage. Hang yourself and give poor Tom cause to celebrate.

[rurallib]

34. take yer buddy Trump with you - he's really religious also

[BigMin28]

35. TYA

nt

[RockRaven]

36. Bye Felicia

in other words: Nobody cares.

[JHB]

37. Door, split'ya, etc.

Find a good doctor, Rosanne. You need one.

They have "socialized" medicine, at least by Trump-fan-club standards, so you might be able to find one without costing everything you have.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

38. Good riddance you racist POS!!!

[highplainsdem]

40. Good riddance. But she's going to find out Israel has liberals, too.

[MiniMe]

42. Real good move from the woman who baked and burned cookies while wearing a Nazi uniform

Scum

[gopiscrap]

43. Leave, just leave!!!

[oberliner]

44. She is not a "deeply religious Jew" by any stretch of the imagination

Not sure where TMZ pulled that one from.

Also, she was very anti-Israel for a number of years and then flipped for some reason.

[Doreen]

45. Good!!!

Do not let the door hit you on the ass, no need to visit, and no need to write to us. Good riddance.

[Mike Nelson]

46. Um...

.."deeply religious"?

[mcar]

47. Buh bye!

Bye now. Bye bye. Go on now, go.

[beachbum bob]

49. We all should tweet to her about the door not hitting her butt

[EffieBlack]

50. Bye, Felicia

[stopbush]

51. MAGA!

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

52. As if..

she studies. She and dt 'study' things. ahem. yeeeeah.

[jmowreader]

53. Hang on for a second here

Is she "through with the US" and planning to move to Israel permanently, or just "studying with her favorite teachers" at least until her "favorite teachers" find out about the Nazi photos and recommend she change to whatever church Trump claims to attend?

[Demovictory9]

54. bye

[shanny]

55. buh-bye

[cynatnite]

56. That's a relief. Now, they can own her. n/t

[Anon-C]

57. ...

[Butterflylady]

58. Is it me or is that a picture of a man.

Just asking!!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

59. Well bye

[riversedge]

60. Make it a one way ticket---for good.

[shanti]

61. See ya

don't want to be ya! hee

[DarthDem]

62. Bye

bye

[krispos42]

63. Well, bye.

N/t

[doc03]

64. Don't let the door hit you in your fat ass slut!

[Voltaire2]

65. You go girl!

Seriously. Go. Go now. Bye.

[Pachamama]

76. +1000

Go.Go.Go.....

[Sneederbunk]

68. Moving is one thing, staying quite another.

[The Genealogist]

69. Don't forget your Ambien! n/t

[AnnieBW]

70. Wait Until She Actually Gets There

The next time HAMAS launches a rocket towards Tel Aviv, she'll shit her pants and run. Maybe she can go and settle in the West Bank?

[AlexSFCA]

71. good riddance, deplorable racist POS

[njhoneybadger]

73. I hope the door hits you in ass on the way out

Good fucking riddance.

[jcgoldie]

74. Bye Felicia!

[Thekaspervote]

75. Sorry for you Israel... yeah for us!

[CanonRay]

79. Good. One less vote for Shitler

[nilram]

80. Gee, don't go away mad....

[CatMor]

82. Finally something good is happening to our country.

[area51]

84. What will we do without her lovely singing voice?