Nike: How to Burn Our Products Safely

[JHan]

Nike's Field of Fucks is barren.



(still verifying if this is really from the company)

(I hope they really did ......if so it's monumentally hilarious)

(If not, it's still funny... and Sage advice for Right Wing Nutjobs)

[guillaumeb]

1. And conservative snowflakes should always remember

that fire is hot. So the snowflakes should stand well away from the fire.

[JHan]

6. lololol

[sprinkleeninow]

23. 😆

[spanone]

2. K&R...

[Ilsa]

3. No more to give!

[dameatball]

4. Always fart away rom the fire with a mindfulness of wind direction

[BootinUp]

5. That is hilarious. Nt

[irisblue]

7. Photoshop? Please be true🙏🙏🙏 Source? Thx

[JHan]

9. Usually I'm more thorough about these things, a friend just whatsapped me this.

and I reflexively shared.

I don't know.

I mean.. I'm hoping it's not photoshop.

It's still funny but I'm looking now to verify if not Photoshop.

[Solly Mack]

8. That was beautiful.

[Cha]

10. Brilliant!

Link to tweet

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11098828

[Grassy Knoll]

14. Lol...

[JPK]

15. Nice yard asshole......

He doesn't look like the kind of guy that wears Nike's to begin with. He either stole them from his neighbor's kid or bought a pair at the local thrift store. And Hamm's beer? That's piss in a can.

[whopis01]

37. He's not an asshole.

He’s a comedian. This is satire. He is playing a character and making fun of rednecks who would be pissed off about Kaepernick.

From your comment I would say that he hit some of the details pretty damn well.

[JPK]

39. Oooops. My bad.

I was watching the video with the audio turned down.

[whopis01]

40. Or his good - he was convincing at least. n/t

[jmowreader]

17. Brent only made one little mistake when he made this

You can get barbecue lighters like he used that are shaped like guns.

[AwakeAtLast]

35. Yes. Oh yes!

That would have put the cherry on top!

[JHan]

19. Brent cracks me up. I expect him to do a parody of all this...

[kacekwl]

22. Come on, that has to be satire.

Please say yes.

[JHan]

32. Brent is a comedian. His shtick is making fun of "rednecks" ;)

[lastlib]

26. I hope Trojan puts Kapernick's image on their condoms!......

Can't you just imagine some RWNJ setting fire to his.........? -- --

[bobbieinok]

30. The Redneck Liberal, right?

[Cha]

33. No, they're two separate people..

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11099047

[kag]

41. But they're both funny as hell! n/t

[Cha]

44. Precisely, kag! I thought of Redneck Liberal immediately

when I heard him. Their voices sound kinda alike. I thought maybe Trae Crowder was in disguise. lol

[AllaN01Bear]

31. total violation of the flag code , but dont bother them with facts.

[Cha]

34. It's satire

[Scurrilous]

11. LOL

And don't forget to ask someone to hold your beer before lighting.

[elmac]

12. don't try this in michigan

with all the rain we are getting it will never stay lit.

[sheshe2]

13. Bwahahahahahaha

Bravo Nike!

[dlk]

16. Love It!

[calimary]

18. This is great!

[keithbvadu2]

20. Burn them on the seat of your Harley - gas cap off.

[SCVDem]

21. Seems official.

I always look for the Onion label!

Fool me once.....

[Liberty Belle]

24. Dangerous in wildfire areas - PLEASE no open flames outside.

Just give away the shoes so some poor or homeless person in need can use them, if you don't want to wear them for political reasons.

[rickford66]

25. Buy your Nike fuel at Dick's Sporting Goods.

That's a two-fer.

[underpants]

27. A friend texted this to me about an hour ago

Too funny.

[Blue Owl]

28. You'll get a brighter fire if you burn more purchased items

n/t

[ToTheStreets]

29. Ignore the second tip

Stand real close to the fire. Country first.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

36. I'd have a hard time parting with those red pumps, though.

[jimlup]

38. Very useful!

Thanks Nike! (kida...)

[VOX]

42. Even if it's a gag, it ought to be true!

Especially in these “fact-free” days!

[JHan]

43. right! It wins either way lol.

[Cha]

45. Navy Seal Who Killed Osama Bin Laden Has No Issues With Colin Kaepernick

Link to tweet

[JHan]

46. ++++Many in Service feel the same.

[Cha]

47. This Should carry a Lot of Weight!