Pence Blasts New York Times and Vows Never to Write for It Again

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ORLANDO (The Borowitz Report)—Speaking to reporters on Thursday morning, Vice-President Mike Pence ripped the New York Times and vowed never to write for it again.

“I think the New York Times is reprehensible and disgraceful, and should apologize to the American people,” Pence said. “As for me, I’m going to show my disgust with the Times by never, ever submitting another piece of writing to it.”

Pence said that, in addition to the Times’ irresponsible decision to publish incendiary articles, “The editors over there are really hard to deal with if you’re a freelance opinion writer.”

“People see the New York Times as a biased publication with a blatant agenda to take down Donald Trump,” Pence said. “What people don’t realize is that the editors over there make a freelance writer’s life miserable—suggesting changes in words, moving paragraphs around, and cutting lines that you thought were really good.”

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[C_U_L8R]

1. If it were a Democratic administration

that was falling apart at the seams (instead of his own),
Pence would be applauding the whistleblowers and the NYT.

[Zoonart]

2. Big loss.

LOL!

[Rorey]

3. LOL

[dalton99a]

4. Good boy

[Thekaspervote]

5. Thx Mikey!! Now we won't have to have your shit mucking it up