Yay! Colbert is back! Love him! The beard...not so much.

[Kajun Gal]

[ZZenith]

1. Reminds me of the beard I just tried to grow.

My wife was reluctant to opine, but she couldn’t stand to look at me anymore, and that’s how I knew it was not working.

Colbert says his wife is like the electoral college on the beard deal.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. He finally came back on Tuesday after a long two weeks of repeats

As for the beard, he discussed it at length - and even held an online poll! He said that the beard may have won "the popular vote," but his wife is the Electoral College!


Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - And a poll! - 9/4/18
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017509234


Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 9/5/18
The Results Are In On Stephen's Beard
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1017509460

[joet67]

3. That's not a beard, it's an embarrassment. nt