Trump calls Woodward book "assault against me," says he'll write his own book

[kpete]

Trump is the best publicist Woodward could have for his book.





http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/405821-trump-knocks-woodward-book-as-total-joke-vows-to-write-real-book

[samnsara]

1. in crayon?

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. On construction paper

[TheBlackAdder]

15. Now, Mr. I'm Too Busy To Be Sued has time to "write" a book. He has to learn how to read first.

[A HERETIC I AM]

38. What I find completely amusing..

is that it clearly bothers the living shit out of him that he is not universally adored.

The fact that people say and write things about him that are less than flattering and the way he responds to that is to proclaim he will write his OWN book about how great he is!



For fucks sake, Donald! Just take it like a man instead of the tiny handed asshole you clearly are.

Donald J.Trump; America’s first douchebag president

[C_U_L8R]

33. he writes with a sharpie

for real

[democratisphere]

2. Write a real book? How's that going to happen when CONald drumpf can't even put a complete sentence

together?!

[oberliner]

11. He's credited with writing a lot of books

So he'll probably hire a ghost writer like he usually does.

[democratisphere]

20. Right. CONald needs to hire a ghost writer to construct complete

sentences and thoughts.

[SamKnause]

3. Please do.

Make sure you write it on your own.

Do not accept any help writing it.

It will be hilarious.

No one will be able to understand anything in it.

You can not spell.

You are an EVIL, LYING, IDIOT.

Please proceed.

[Ohiogal]

4. We know this will never happen!

How dumb does he think we are? Just another empty threat, add it to the millions of others he's put out there. We all know he is incapable of writing a complete sentence, let alone a whole book.

[Johonny]

19. Yup

[Hav]

5. He really is an idiot

So supposedly the unnamed and anonymous sources have come out to deny something. That means they knew that certain quotes were sourced back to them which means either they aren't anonymous, or they knew that they are the anonymous source for a made up quote which doesn't make sense at all. In order for them to deny an unknown source, they must have known it came from them which is only possible if they made the quote...insanity.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. He never thinks things through, just lashes out playing the victim card.

[HAB911]

6. Maybe that will keep him occupied for awhile

[kacekwl]

8. 1st read a book

loser.

[dalton99a]

9. Of course he will

[Eyeball_Kid]

35. That's actually a great "WTF am I doing here?" photo. n/t

[imanamerican63]

12. "Mr. Buffoon goes to Washington"?

[FSogol]

27. Mein Trump!

[Lugnut]

13. ROFL!

[MiniMe]

14. He must mean he will hire somebody to write a book that is devoid of facts

and full of lies

[ksoze]

16. Please do...

[spanone]

17. trump is an assault on everything

[malaise]

18. Starting with

an assault on reason

[spanone]

21. Absolutely.

[BeckyDem]

22. If you listen to Woodwards audio tape of he and Trump, its creepy how sociopathic Trump is to his

core. Always the bullshitter, it never ever stops. If he had no money/power, who would be friends with him?

[DFW]

24. Every other bum on skid row, that's who

Until they found out who was stealing their quarter-full booze bottles while they were sleeping, that is.

[BeckyDem]

28. ha ha so true.

[DFW]

23. Besides the fact that you have to be literate to write a book,

Trump would have a hard time writing something that doesn't read like an Alec Baldwin parody of him.

[steve2470]

25. "Write his own book" means he would ramble, it would be recorded and then edited

It would suck but the Trumpers would all buy it and think it's their Mein Kampf.

[aikoaiko]

26. Please do and don't let anyone edit your words.

[Historic NY]

29. Where's Meredith McIver.

[mnhtnbb]

30. And it will have all the best lies!

[MoonRiver]

31. Dear Idiot,

literacy is not your forte. Just saying.

[Unrepentant Fenian]

32. Damn! What will that asshole think of next? Somebody's got to go back for a shitload of crayons!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

34. This is all CODE, people.....

Donald Trump cannot write things on his own, let alone construct proper sentences a pre-schooler would understand. He's too busy golfing on the weekends and watching TV at night to put together a Grocery list, let alone write his memoirs, if he knows what that means.

[Gothmog]

36. Trump is too stupid to write a book by himself

[librechik]

37. Trump is a joke. Our first illiterate president will have someone write a book for him.

That will convince everyone of his honesty.

[NastyRiffraff]

39. He doesn't have the attention span to write a complete sentence

or a coherent one. Any book he would write all by himself would consist of 2 pages, tops, in his big, unreadable handwriting, and filled with spelling and grammatical errors. He's spelling and syntax challenged.