What invisible thing (or things) is Trump carrying in this picure?

[EarlG]

[unblock]

1. He's flossing. Doesn't want to end up like ghouliani.

[C_U_L8R]

21. Flossing between his ears.

[skylucy]

33. ...

[Soxfan58]

2. First thing that comes to mind

I can't post here.

[lunatica]

9. I went there in post #7 (below)

Because that’s exactly what it looks like.

[leftieNanner]

3. Two MONDO sized

KFC buckets. One original and one extra crispy. The guy behind him on Melania's left has the giant sack of biscuits.

[ginnyinWI]

4. baby.

[Anon-C]

5. He's John Galt.... obviously!

[Sneederbunk]

6. Experiment to see if M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

[lunatica]

7. He's fucking the air.

Actually it’s more like raping it, but I’m sure the distinction is too subtle for Trump.

[PJMcK]

12. Is that a thing?

(wink)

[erronis]

15. I've only read about this, but something called "fist-f'in"? Like the whole USA is being FF'd?

Vlad - you are a genius and full of fun.

[SeattleVet]

8. A very small portion of his massive...

ego.

The rest remains inside Air Force One.

[Cirque du So-What]

10. Tiny fist pump

earns zero cred in prison yard.

[demmiblue]

11. Reddit is on it:

Had ribs today for lunch on Airforce one

Shake weight

I'm not listening, I'm not listening!

https://old.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/9exty8/psbattle_donald_trump_arriving_at_flight_93/

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. Fake barbells?

[Dave Starsky]

14. He's jerking off two Russian cocks.

Vladimir Putin and Russian crime boss (and frequent Trump Tower patron) Semion Mogilevich.

[blitzen]

27. ...as they are peeing on his face n/t

[mahatmakanejeeves]

16. Y -- M -- C -- A

Hat tip, Glenn Middleton:

US president Donald Trump restores dignity to white house, at solemn memorial for victims of terrorist attacks.

Link to tweet

Its like he's dancing to the Village People's YMCA.

Link to tweet

[rusty fender]

17. Queeg ball bearings

He’s still obsessed by the anonymous op-ed writer, er strawberries

[patricia92243]

19. He is having a temper tantrum because he has lost his binky (pacifier.)

[Arkansas Granny]

20. His yu-u-u-u-ge ego.

[revmclaren]

22. My son when he was a baby

used to make the same gestures and facial expression when he was filling his diaper.

[sheshe2]

30. ...

[Nitram]

23. He's farting. Letting a big one rip. See how those behind him seem to hesitate and look at his ass?

Even the guy way over on Trump's right heard it.

[Blue Owl]

24. Pretending to do a triple chin-up

n/t

[muriel_volestrangler]

25. Left hand: "I'm John Barron, and I am in no way a sock puppet for my great boss

Mr. Donald J. Trump who is a very stable genius!"

Right hand: "I'm David Dennison, and it was me who screwed Stormy Daniels, not that wonderful President Trump, who had the best wins in the electoral college! I am not a soo-do-lym ... shoe-due-myn - sock puppet neither!"

[Vinca]

26. I think he's in the process of filling his Depends.

[Wounded Bear]

28. I think it is that imaginary cross he has to bear for us...

[RockRaven]

29. Two buckets of hooker piss on a milkmaid's yoke

Also, notice the size of the heel on his shoes vs the other men in the photo. 6'3" 239 my ass.

[moondust]

31. 50,000 lb. barbell.

That's what he said. That's what I said. Obviously, that's . . . what our position is.

[slumcamper]

32. Struggling against his inner demons. n/t

[underthematrix]

34. This is what comes to mind every time I see this pic.

Link to tweet

[bellmartin]

35. Arrows sticking in each ear

[madinmaryland]

36. It's hard to take serious a 300 lb man with fists

the size of an 80 lb ten year old.

[SkatmanRoth]

37. He's got one fist of iron, and the other of steel

And if the left one doesn't get you then the right one will

[Orsino]

38. Karma. n/t

[Gothmog]

39. From the Hoarse Whisperer

Link to tweet

[Runningdawg]

40. One half of The Constitution in each hand