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jmowreader

(53,395 posts) Fri Sep 14, 2018, 10:14 PM Sep 2018

I figured out how to do the Trump movie

Follow along to the end for maximum effect.

The part of Donald Trump will be played by John Daly. All he'll have to do is get on and off a 747 wrapped to look like Air Force One, and play golf. All of Trump's dialogue will come in the form of his real tweets, which appear at the bottom of the screen at appropriate times.

The movie will focus on Mueller's team as they work to lock Trump and his minions up.

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I figured out how to do the Trump movie (Original Post) jmowreader Sep 2018 OP

I had to Google Daly. Interesting choice! Daly has had four wives! CurtEastPoint Sep 2018 #1

Can the Dumb and Dumber movie brothers please play Uday and Qusay?/ DonJr & Eric Funtatlaguy Sep 2018 #2

Sure. They would be appropriate. jmowreader Sep 2018 #3

I've heard one serious good idea... forgotmylogin Sep 2018 #4

Interesting choice of John Daly, but would he agree Totally Tunsie Sep 2018 #5

It wouldn't be necessary jmowreader Sep 2018 #6

Good point! Totally Tunsie Sep 2018 #8

No one ever considers how long this movie will have to be ProudLib72 Sep 2018 #7

CurtEastPoint

(20,096 posts)

1. I had to Google Daly. Interesting choice! Daly has had four wives!

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Fri Sep 14, 2018, 10:16 PM

Sep 2018

Funtatlaguy

(11,892 posts)

2. Can the Dumb and Dumber movie brothers please play Uday and Qusay?/ DonJr & Eric

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2018, 10:22 PM

Sep 2018

jmowreader

(53,395 posts)

3. Sure. They would be appropriate.

Reply to Funtatlaguy (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 14, 2018, 10:48 PM

Sep 2018

forgotmylogin

(7,964 posts)

4. I've heard one serious good idea...

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2018, 11:14 PM

Sep 2018

...that the movie wouldn't have anyone playing him at all, and be focused on the interconnection of characters around him scheming and reacting to him.

The only way he would be shown would be *actual* news footage clips and text from his tweets.

Totally Tunsie

(12,013 posts)

5. Interesting choice of John Daly, but would he agree

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Fri Sep 14, 2018, 11:22 PM

Sep 2018

to dumb down his golf game to match tRumpster's? LOL

jmowreader

(53,395 posts)

6. It wouldn't be necessary

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Reply #5)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 12:36 AM

Sep 2018

You'd only need about seven shots of him playing - two tee shots, two putts, a couple of fairway shots and one where he played out of a hazard. Do two scenes of him walking up the stairs into the plane and a couple where he walked down them. Show him driving a golf cart around a few times. He could do the whole performance in a morning, and the longest part would be constructing the architectural marvel that's Trump's hair on his head.

Totally Tunsie

(12,013 posts)

8. Good point!

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:42 AM

Sep 2018

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

7. No one ever considers how long this movie will have to be

Reply to jmowreader (Original post)

Sat Sep 15, 2018, 01:13 AM

Sep 2018

How far back is it going to go? Are all the side intrigues going to be included? How will anyone keep all the names straight? I imagine a complete movie will need to be around ten hours. Think Lord of the Rings trilogy, only longer. And maybe they will need to do several prequels like Star Wars. One thing is sure: it is going to be LONG (kind of like his prison sentence).

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