Your Saturday schadenfreude moment of ironic reflection. Worst legal eagle there is.

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** Warning ** Contains a link to Fox News YouTube video and Tucker Carlson blabbing.

May 19, 2017

Legal eagle Alan Dershowitz believes special counsel Robert Mueller will be good news for President Trump.

"He's going to find no crime," Dershowitz predicted.
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May be the worst-case scenario for the Trump administration is maybe Flynn gets indicted for lying, the President probably pardons him at that point. But it's two years from now. Or a year and a half from now.

Posted on Fox News YouTube channel 05/19/17

If you look at the list of Fox Noise videos over the past year and one-half of Dershowitz repeating tRump's "there's nothing to see here" talking points, you have to conclude he is vying for the position of Baghdad Bob or Sarah Sanders' position.

Here's Mr. Dershowitz yesterday (September 14th, 2018):

Alan Dershowitz: Paul Manafort’s flip is a “big win” for Robert Mueller, nothing is “off the table”
The flip “potentially opens up lots of doors that probably haven’t been opened before,” Dershowitz tells MSNBC

Dershowitz shared his thoughts Friday on MSNBC with Steve Kornacki, who asked the lawyer if Manafort's plea is something "the White House be alarmed about right now."

“Well of course they should be,” Dershowitz said- Salon.com

Mr. Dershowitz, the dumbest legal eagle on the planet, must like his shoe Al dente.

[sprinkleeninow]

1. Shut up, craphead.

[As it is evident, not in a particular pleasant mood today.]

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2. tЯump supporter or something personal?

I've been positively giddy since yesterday's news broke. Hillary Clinton was absolutely right about tЯump and his associates.

[sprinkleeninow]

3. How do you mean? Did I post wrong?

dershowitzz makes me ill like I want to hurl

Alright, I see red, orange shooting stars, zigzags, spiraling vortex when I see his face brute and hear him yakking. I posted my response preliminarily.

They all make me sick. And you know who I am referencing.

[Cracklin Charlie]

6. I knew what you meant.

I saw Dershowitz on this morning.

He had a weird creepy smile/laugh in the interview I saw. Never saw him do that before.

Oh, but he is a giant crap head. He looked very uncomfortable this morning. I liked it.

[tblue37]

5. He is addressing Dershowitz, not the OP. nt

[sprinkleeninow]

7. Thank you. Ima 'nasty' girl! 😉

[Cracklin Charlie]

4. Saw Tucker blabbing with Avenatti this morning.

Dog, but Tucker sucks.

And always the constipated face. He’s the worst.

[Mr. Ected]

8. Why would any lawyer opine that no laws were broken

BEFORE an investigation even began?

Because speculation = fact at FOX.

[Pachamama]

9. Hysterical! Look at the expression on Jeffrey Toobin's face as he has to listen to Derschowitz spew

Its priceless....he looks like he is about to lose his lunch....

Alan Dershowitz is a fake and a liar and just like Ghouliani and all the other soulless supporters of Trump, will say whatever he has to to try to confuse and distort the reality of the situation....