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DetlefK

(16,670 posts) Tue Sep 18, 2018, 07:04 AM Sep 2018

If you don't want to know what Trump's dick looks like, don't click this.

https://kotaku.com/stormy-daniels-says-donald-trump-has-a-dick-like-the-m-1829130895

Stormy Daniels, the adult performer at the centre of one of President Donald Trump’s larger personal scandals, has a new book out next month, and somehow there is room for an excellent Nintendo/dick reference in it.

...

He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.

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If you don't want to know what Trump's dick looks like, don't click this. (Original Post) DetlefK Sep 2018 OP

I just googled that character in Mario Kart.. HipChick Sep 2018 #1

Thats it Soxfan58 Sep 2018 #2

2-minute Toadie is not going to like this ! donkeypoofed Sep 2018 #3

HipChick

(25,615 posts)

1. I just googled that character in Mario Kart..

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 07:07 AM

Sep 2018

Soxfan58

(3,537 posts)

2. Thats it

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 07:44 AM

Sep 2018

I'm swearing off mushrooms.
You warned me!

donkeypoofed

(2,188 posts)

3. 2-minute Toadie is not going to like this !

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Tue Sep 18, 2018, 11:03 AM

Sep 2018

Poor Spanky, embarrassed over and over again ! Awww.

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