Tea Pain says what all sane Americans fervently wish for today.

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Tea Pain envisions a brighter future for America, with a vibrant global economy, equality for everyone and a President whose genitals are a total mystery.

1:30 PM - Sep 18, 2018

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1. sadly, comey and russia had other plans....

[FakeNoose]

2. LOL! Yup, Twitter WENT there!

[chowder66]

3. I take it that Trump's is upside down which matches Stormy's description. nt

[lunatica]

4. LOLLOLLOLLOL!!

ROTFLOL!

[bdamomma]

6. wow

that is funny.

[honest.abe]

8. OMG.. too funny!

[calimary]

9. Looks kinda stubby on the left side.

Talk about “half a loaf...”

[iluvtennis]

10. LMBO.

[redstatebluegirl]

5. It nauseated me this morning when I clicked on one of those stories TMI.

[Leghorn21]

7. And Lincoln's Bible chimes in:

Not sure I can ever again eat the cheese inside a stuffed mushroom.

Maybe this guy has a pill that will help.

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[True Blue American]

13. He must not have helped Trump.

So I would not count on it.

[generalbetrayus]

11. "Total" mystery as opposed to

"Toadal" mystery?

[Different Drummer]

12. ...