"One of wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water"

[edbermac]

Sweet Jesus.

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[Solly Mack]

1. Fire - it's hot but not as hot as that fire over there. Which is hot like fire but hotter.

[yonder]

5. made me laugh.

I'll second the face palm.

He just makes it up as he goes, all the while thinking he sounds like an expert. All sciency and stuff. Smart stuff. Smart sciency stuff. Yup, Mr. Smart. S-M-R-T. Smart.

I need a drink.

[Solly Mack]

6. When he learns the word saturation, he'll give a speech about how no one knew about

saturation before now.

[suffragette]

7. Or one about how eating 3 Big Macs makes him feel saturated - uh, satiated - uh, bigly.

[Solly Mack]

8. Look at you - thinking he could ever get the word satiated out.

[suffragette]

9. True. All too true.

If written on TelePrompter, he’d probably say something like ‘sat on it’ instead.

[Solly Mack]

10. He'd slur it and slur it and then say "No collusion!"

To great applause.

Sadly.

Idiots all.

[ProudLib72]

2. Just what is water's standpoint?

Does water itself have a standpoint? Does it feel everything should be wet all the time? Does it actively plan to wet those areas that are dry?

These and more intriguing questions to be answered (or not) during the next press briefing with SHS.

[OilemFirchen]

4. It can vary.

Sometimes moist. Other times seepy. Occasionally damp. Dewey. Leaky. Drippy.

I sense that Trump masturbates to water.

[RockRaven]

3. You know, I bet a physicist or similar could give a very interesting lecture/talk about

wetness and water, what wetness really means, different ways of measuring or comparing wetnesses, and how wetness can vary under different circumstances or conditions... I'd be interested to hear about that from a good science communicator.

But not this moron.