Please, we are above making fun of Trump's penis.

[LuckyCharms]

His odd, disgusting, mushroom shaped penis.

Also, I would prefer that he not be called any derogatory names related to his penis, such as "One Pump Trump", or "Non-Humongous Fungus", or "The Portobello Bellow", or "The Mildew Dildo".

We are above all that. Show some class.

Thank you.

[greymattermom]

1. It's just funny

and we all need some comic relief. He mentioned it himself in public, right?

[LuckyCharms]

2. I should have put the sarcasm thingy.

[angstlessk]

5. Yeah, we thought you was on the deplorables side!

[MLAA]

3. And don't you hate it when

People point out that impotus’ Mushroom should be huge cause he spends so much time in the dark in deep sh#t

[angstlessk]

4. Agreed, and will post this in all deplorables (they

do call themselves deplorables?) websites to edify them on possible attacks regarding their 'gods' penis.

[madaboutharry]

6. It is wrong in a way, but Trump is a bully

who has cruelly ridiculed other people for physical appearances. It’s difficult to feel any empathy for him.

[Soxfan58]

7. It's such a tiny issue

We should avoid it.

[Moostache]

26. I see what you did there....LOL

I think ANYONE should avoid it....at all costs!!!

[MoonRiver]

32. Stormy agrees with you, and she should know!

[Meadowoak]

8. I'm not.

[Generic Brad]

9. I vow to not mock President Stump's anatomy

[Horse with no Name]

10. His little (very little)....the littlest one you've ever seen

You’d be surprised at how little it is.
The littlest one that has ever existed.
His very own knob-goblin.

[getagrip_already]

22. Everyone says it's little. Everyone.

[Moostache]

27. Even the professionals agree it is below average. (n/t)

[lunasun]

11. Oh crimini -can't you have a little fungi ?

[NurseJackie]

12. Ha!! :-D

Nicely done!

[mythology]

13. Some of us are better than that.

[dalton99a]

14. .

[SouthernIrish]

15. The Pumy Portabello Penis

I bet you catch a fungi from it.
If I were Melania, I would have the chef make some sauteed mushrooms and then I would laugh with each bite.

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. Served on a bed of Yeti-hair pasta. Sounds pretty good, actually. nt

[lunasun]

24. I can only hope he is trolled at international events with mushrooms dishes on the menu everywhere

He deserves it and I assume it's all only locker room talk to him anyway . He of pussy grabbing conversation will not have a problem and can take a joke no doubt
Yes republicans brought up his penis in primary debates a new low and he went lower with a rebuttal .

[lpbk2713]

16. Donald Trump has been assigned a new Secret Service code name.

Dick Johnson.

[peekaloo]

17. Yeti continues to mock others.

Our two minute hate!

[Sancho]

19. Absolutely...it's demeaning to the office to make fun of tRump's dick...time for TV!

[dalton99a]

44. +1

[ET Awful]

20. I still only have this to say about that. . . .

[Efilroft Sul]

21. There's a fungus among us.

[elmac]

23. never seen it, don't want to, but them little hands

[pwb]

25. His little hands almost popped it.

[Pachamama]

28. I am certain that Traitor Trump envies Obama in every possible way - and surely about size too

And now we all know he has a little itty bitty mushroom penis with red dots on it....



So hell yeah, I am all for making sure the Traitor in Chief knows that we know about his little itty bitty mushroom penis with red dots on it....and he knows that Obama has what he only dreams of and that he doesn't have.....

[Polly Hennessey]

29. Okay, you got me at

One Pump Trump. It is 6:38 a.m. here and I am totally awake now. 😛

[Nitram]

30. The Dumpster's junk entered the public domain when he boasted of its size in public.

[malaise]

31. Speak for yourself please

Anything he can do we can do better.

[leftyladyfrommo]

33. That's a little lower than I want to go.

His hair. his weird mouth, his little hands- ok. But nothing below the waist.

[EricMaundry]

34. There is mushroom for more conversation

[A HERETIC I AM]

35. If he wants to be a dicktater, he needs a smaller country

One he can get his hands around and that will feel it when he screws it over

[Demonaut]

36. time to toss some shrooms at his suppporters

[klook]

37. Apparently bone spurs can migrate in the body, causing weird disfigurations

such as Boner Spurs.

[klook]

38. It's a load of junk

A very small load.

[redstatebluegirl]

39. I love making fun of his junk.

It is the one thing a man can't handle, and I love seeing it get under his skin. Making fun of his business is ok since he talked about it during the campaign. He brought it up, whoops, he mentioned it.

[AZ8theist]

40. MUSHROOM MAN!!

The two-pump chump!!!

Here he verifies it's bigly size...:

[IMG][/IMG]

[cannabis_flower]

41. Really?

He would be making fun of others except for he would be afraid someone would think he was gay if he said he looked at another guy's penis.

I mean he called Marco Rubio "Little Marco". I don't really think he was referring to height.

[C_U_L8R]

42. Everyone knows, Trump lacks morels

[klook]

43. Even the people in shiitake-hole countries know that. (nt)

[HipChick]

45. Penis implant gone wrong? Can that cause that sort of deformity?

[lpbk2713]

46. A Mexican surgeon did the procedure.

Montezuma's Revenge.

[Sneederbunk]

47. His supporters wish he would stop stepping on his toad.

[47of74]

48. Others may be above it, I'm sure as hell not.

He can dish it out but can't take it.