"There's a song in my pants.". . . . Please come CAPTION Brett Kavanaugh!!!

[skip fox]

Brett (Blue B*lls) Kavanaugh is saying: "I respect and cherish women as much as the Catholic Church respects and cherishes children."






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Above CAPTION based on the interview as labelled on 9.24.18.

[Hoyt]

1. Christ, he said that after rehearsing for a week.

[skip fox]

3. Caution. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative activity, but

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we usually try to channel our subjects' thinking to show their hypocrisy or avarice or whatever. Or, occasionally as her, to make a cheap joke.

But no, he didn't actually say that.

[Hoyt]

6. Well, it is believable these hypocrites would utter something like that. But good caption.

[FM123]

2. "The health, safety and rights of women? I really don't care - do you?"

[Sneederbunk]

4. I was so drunk that I don't remember a thing.

And my wife is happy to be here.

[Johonny]

5. Given I tried to forcebly rape women, got drunk a lot, and seem to be a general dickhead

it might surprise you to learn I didn't get a lot of pussy in high school. The girls, we called them vagbags back then, for some reason wouldn't touch me. Bitches. But man do I have tons of sex now. Hey bitches, look who's going to the supreme court. I bet you wish you had tons of sex with my dick now! But it's too late. I'm a one woman man, as far as my wife knows. And man do I love to coach my daughters sports teams. Man, do I love it. You don't want to know how much I love it. You know what they say, I get older, those high school girls stay the same age. But once again I want to stress. Total virgin, deep respect for God, totally won't ban contraceptives once on the court, and I think Orcas have the right, no duty, to murder people at Sea World. Did I mention that last part before. Yeah, I was the lone voice on that one. But hey, Killer Whales got to kill and high school chick drifters, got to drift... right. One woman guy sitting right here. Honey, don't we have the sex all the time now. Look at that face. That's the face of a satisfied woman. Totally don't cheat. Not once, this week. Not once. Peace, God, out. Where's the kegger, bitches?

[skip fox]

10. B.K. continues:

"And even when I'm with others I only think of her."


good one

[peekaloo]

7. I know that song in his pants! (not a caption)

it's by Ween:

I'm waving my dick in the wind
I'm waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again
I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again

[Donkees]

8. ''It's down to me the way she talks when she's spoken to, She's under my thumb.''

[Hortensis]

9. "Wipepo..." popped into my mind, but then I remembered

I wasn't black and blanked on whatever would have come next.

But, damn, they ARE scary. Made these pop into my mind, just an updated 21st century version

[IggleDuer]

11. Wow! Clarence Thomas will have to explain a lot to him ...

... if/when he gets confirmed. I wonder if still has the DVDs he got from Galaxy Video.