Do you have sex claims to defend, but no female to ask those sensitive questions? Never fear!

[Honeycombe8]

Rent-A-Woman is here!

She'll study the facts, dress in a suit with pumps, go to the location (you provide the transportation), and ask your questions to the claimant for you. No worries about a male-dominated, insincere interrogation! Not with Rent-A-Woman on the job. Do YOU need a woman to act on your behalf? Give us a call at 999-GET-GIRL. (Guaranteed to cost no more than minimum wage, plus expenses.)

Do you want the low key ordinary type? Maybe Linda is up your alley.

Or maybe you want to go ethnic or diverse, to give the impression you're 21st century, sensitive, and tolerant? If so, Carla may be the one you need.


Or perhaps you want a Fox News vibe? If so, meet Darla.


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[Xipe Totec]

1. They also act as interpreters, translating from standard English to machista dialect nt

[Honeycombe8]

9. "Machista"...that's pretty good. Not standard English. lol. nt

[spooky3]

2. hahaha!!

[marylandblue]

3. Do have someone who will sign an NDA and let me harass her?

[Honeycombe8]

10. Why, yes, we do. There's an extra charge for that. It's in the "payoff" provision of the contract.nt

[eleny]

4. The Greatest Page awaits you

Take a bow.

[Honeycombe8]

6. LOL...

There is no bowing smilie, but there's a hat tip.

Glad you liked it.

[backtoblue]

5. !

Bravo!

[guillaumeb]

7. Recommended for the allusion to Romney's "binders full of women" phrase. eom

[Honeycombe8]

8. Yeah, I've never forgotten that very odd phrasing that Romney used. And the twitter storm over it.nt